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When Joe’s time comes I wonder if Ant will still be able to afford the 21 gun salute im sure GI Joe has planned for himself.
Hopefully they stand in a circle.
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When Joe’s time comes I wonder if Ant will still be able to afford the 21 gun salute im sure GI Joe has planned for himself.
Another fat MONGOLOID who has never done so much as a PUSH up pretending he could make it through boot camp. This place never changes.He always wears something related to his (9 month long) service at his shows. It's deliberate. It draws sympathy and more tips, in this case, from the elderly. Sad!
The guitar player in my band served in the Gulf War and was exposed to nerve agents and has health problems even now because of it. He had killed a few enemy combatants and told me a few stories about that kind of shit a few times but he purposely wears his Gulf War Veteran hat at our shows because he's aware of that kind of status and how it can play favorably for our band as a whole. Some could maybe view that as opportunistic, but I tend not to think so because of how Joseph Colleen Cumia wears all of his military garb as a ploy, with his stupid ass only serving for 9 months.He always wears something related to his (9 month long) service at his shows. It's deliberate. It draws sympathy and more tips, in this case, from the elderly. Sad!
Nice bandmate stupid. But did he JUMP out of PLANES on PURPOSE??? DIDNT THINK SO! Go back to Mom’s BASEMENT!The guitar player in my band served in the Gulf War and was exposed to nerve agents and has health problems even now because of it. He had killed a few enemy combatants and told me a few stories about that kind of shit a few times but he purposely wears his Gulf War Veteran hat at our shows because he's aware of that kind of status and how it can play favorably for our band as a whole. Some could maybe view that as opportunistic, but I tend not to think so because of how Joseph Colleen Cumia wears all of his military garb as a ploy, with his stupid ass only serving for 9 months.
Joe Cumia is a fag, is what I'm getting at.
#MAGA2024 #LETSGOBRANDON #82NDAIRBORNENice bandmate stupid. But did he JUMP out of PLANES on PURPOSE??? DIDNT THINK SO! Go back to Mom’s BASEMENT!
Recreational sky diving on the taxpayers' dime. Nice embarrassing DD214, stupid.It's not just gay, it's not even true. He was ordered to jump from an airplane, he wasn't doing it because he wanted to. It wasn't even for some noble cause, it was just retarded army training, training that amounted to and prepared him for nothing.
I'm surprised he didn't buy that copper glove you see advertised. You know magic metals and allI thought he had posted he needs to wear them because of arthritis. Either that or for the carpal tunnel syndrome he has from jerking guys off at the Big Apple ranch
Thats going to be a real shocker for layla when she tries to get military burial privileges and he doesnt qualify. She will then know their dad was phony and had been lying to her his whole life about being a legit veteran.When Joe’s time comes I wonder if Ant will still be able to afford the 21 gun salute im sure GI Joe has planned for himself.
It's like relapsing on crack after 3 yearsAnother fat MONGOLOID who has never done so much as a PUSH up pretending he could make it through boot camp. This place never changes.
Let me clear a few things up for your DELUDED minds. I served my full TERM and jumped out of MANY planes. I was taught RESPECT and HARD WORK. Lessons I carry with me to this day. Might be why I continue to be successful and you fight with Ma over the last can of “Mountains Dew”!!!
I wear my gear because it lets other VETS know they can come and talk to me. I’ve had many drinks with MANY different branches. You learn from them. And they learn from YOU. We all stick together and we all WIN. I even make a few extra bucks doing it.
#WINNING #MAGA2024 #PROUDTOSERVE
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