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He either wears a wig or can't afford hair cuts, because no one would opt for this helmet over a clean cutI thought the wig thing was just a joke. What the fuck do I know about wigs and hair anyway?
But man I’m starting to wonder if he really does wear a wig. Need a professional hairstylist to weigh in on this.
My wife thinks it’s a wig because of how shiny and oddly proportioned it is. But she’s 16 and knows dick about hair and wigs so…He either wears a wig or can't afford hair cuts, because no one would opt for this helmet over a clean cut View attachment 179738
James Brown had better wigs in 1984.I thought the wig thing was just a joke. What the fuck do I know about wigs and hair anyway?
But man I’m starting to wonder if he really does wear a wig. Need a professional hairstylist to weigh in on this.
Aesthetic feature* fawkThat his heart is still beating.
Long hair is a sunnah...I might livestream my next haircut scat-fetish yidster.He either wears a wig or can't afford hair cuts, because no one would opt for this helmet over a clean cut View attachment 179738
You can buy multiple $29.99 wigs with hourly from the family Convenience Store.Long hair is a sunnah...I might livestream my next haircut scat-fetish yidster.
You can also see the natural progression of my hair growth...i didn't know wigs can grow
I can palm a basketball...you cant, with your tiny thumbs and small ewok hands and feetView attachment 179768View attachment 179771
The fact you're probably unable to drink anymore makes me angry, that's how I make money.The fact you didn't make me able to choose multiple choices makes me angry.
The neurologist literally said don't quite just cut back.The fact you're probably unable to drink anymore makes me angry, that's how I make money.
Now I know why ekpekis golddigger pissed him off. Look at the gold under the podcathser's nails. Beast of the field monster paw.
You can buy multiple $29.99 wigs with hourly from the family Convenience Store. View attachment 179767View attachment 179769
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