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Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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BOQ wears SNAP ON VENEERS, crazy revelations INSIDE
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Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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ngl im kinda surprised by the long digits after seeing the thumb. can we get a full hand pic? this is how it is in my mind based on current information
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A better joke would have been "nice strong hand, stupid" bc it would be an actual reference to the movieNice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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Nice Chris Elliot in Scary Movie, deformed hands, stupid
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It's just a very large thumb overall like the rest of the digits, it's all proportional. I'd tell you if it wasn't.
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You have deformed, subhuman hands, just own up to it.
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You have the hands of a chimp corpse, all wrinkled. This is you -
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Deep gouges in the linoleum? If I had a guess, and keep in mind now I'm just a simple hickster lawyer, is that Mr Boq had a child bride behind that door that kept escaping. So he moved his fridge in front to stop the door. I see no other possibility
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My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
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very fat middle and ring fingers, WAYY out of proportion. Nice girl bracelet too, stupid.My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
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He had the audacity to call you mummy hands Muhammad in sassy DMs too!My hands are not deformed, or misshapen...scatster. My fingers are not stubby or like Chris Eliot's in scary movie:
Another W for the boqster
All joking aside, that’s a cool pendant. What does it mean?
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It's a $7,000 Rolex...rubester
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The cheapest rolex possible LOL
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Its a collection of all the Quranic chapters that start with the Muqat'at (mysterious letters whose purpose nobody figured out and Mohammed never explained):
[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muqatta%CA%BFat[/URL]
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Sell it and buy some paint to go over that awful avocado shit in the passport photo. Chrissakes that hasn't been sold since the mid 70s. Absolutely haram
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Clearly not his either, way too many links for those womanly wrists, Nigster. Hand me downs.
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You have a point. He should take it to a jeweller to get resized.
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Does this Somalian shitskin really use a flat iron on his hair? LMAO. Tell me he is not a fag lol.
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How many straight men post to Lipstick Alley?