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Rasta boq, lmao, start posting in full patoi.
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Boq beatings
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I'd fight my way through a crowd of demonic pedophiles to free his mudda from the grips of that satanic cult.
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Boq is bad man, vedy vedy bad man!
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I'd stomp on his foot and run away laughing
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I'd say "what's that?" while pointing at his chest and then when he looked down I'd bring my hand up and flick his nose
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I'd drink all his beer and throw the cans away, check mate! 
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I'd drive my knee into his thigh to give him a nice Charlie horse and then push him over and insult his shirt
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Maybe it was a typo and he meant Mai Tai classes.
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BAH GAWD SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN THREAD
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I would grab @Child.. with two hands, lifting him up parallel to the ground like a board and then break him over my knee
I would box @Child..'s ears, then while he was stunned, I would hook my fingers into his nostrils and drag him away
I would give @Child.. lashings with a rope like the nigger he is until he conceded that his name is Boq now
I would point to @Child..'s shirt, telling him he spilled food on it. Then when he would look down to investigate, I would flick his chin
I would uppercut @Child.. into a ceiling fan
I would fill a pie tin with shaving cream, and then smash @Child.. in the face with it
I would lay @Child..'s nuts on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat
I would box @Child..'s ears, then while he was stunned, I would hook my fingers into his nostrils and drag him away
I would give @Child.. lashings with a rope like the nigger he is until he conceded that his name is Boq now
I would point to @Child..'s shirt, telling him he spilled food on it. Then when he would look down to investigate, I would flick his chin
I would uppercut @Child.. into a ceiling fan
I would fill a pie tin with shaving cream, and then smash @Child.. in the face with it
I would lay @Child..'s nuts on a fucking dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat
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Kill boqs. Behead boqs. Roundhouse kick a boq into the concrete. Slam dunk a boq baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy boqs. Defecate in a boqs food. Launch boqs into the sun. Stir fry boqs in a wok. Toss boqs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a boqs gas tank. Judo throw boqs into a wood chipper. Twist boqs heads off. Report boqs to the IRS. Karate chop boqs in half. Curb stomp pregnant black boqs. Trap boqs in quicksand. Crush boqs in the trash compactor. Liquefy boqs in a vat of acid. Eat boqs. Dissect boqs. Exterminate boqs in the gas chamber. Stomp boq skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate boqs in the oven. Lobotomize boqs. Mandatory abortions for boqs. Grind boq fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown boqs in fried pork grease. Vaporize boqs with a ray gun. Kick old boqs down the stairs. Feed boqs to alligators. Slice boqs with a katana. Muay Thai elbow boqs. Take away boqs granny porn. Throw boqs ambergris into the sea. Wipe your ass with boqs $10k kufis. Steal boqs goat biriani. Key boqs 2020 lexus
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I'd befriend Boq at a donair shop by striking up a conversation about the subtle distinction between Somali goat cheese and Eritrean goat cheese. We'd hit it off and start spending more and more time together. I'd give him advice on how to meet chicks, how to use deodorant and how to drive more traffic to his YouTube channel.
We'd go on hajj and I'd clear the way for him to kiss the black stone and then we'd go throw rocks at the devil together. Then it would be off to Marseilles to take in the sights, get some of that culture. Things would carry on this way for years until one day we'd be up on the top of the Burj Khalifa looking down on the world while Boq talked about how much better he is than everyone and I'd scoop him up in my arms and drag him over the edge so I could spend the next 45 seconds watching him panic and scream in abject terror until finally the sweet release of death took us away from this place.
We'd go on hajj and I'd clear the way for him to kiss the black stone and then we'd go throw rocks at the devil together. Then it would be off to Marseilles to take in the sights, get some of that culture. Things would carry on this way for years until one day we'd be up on the top of the Burj Khalifa looking down on the world while Boq talked about how much better he is than everyone and I'd scoop him up in my arms and drag him over the edge so I could spend the next 45 seconds watching him panic and scream in abject terror until finally the sweet release of death took us away from this place.