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He’s not even a grifter anymore, this is straight up panhandling. Grifting takes some effort.He gets busted as a grifter begging for money and has no shame still doing it
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He’s not even a grifter anymore, this is straight up panhandling. Grifting takes some effort.He gets busted as a grifter begging for money and has no shame still doing it
"I haven't drank"And I thought he was a sober guy. Turns out he just couldn't afford it. Hope he gets his hands on some of that fake African liquor that kills people
Referring to yourself as "the birthday boy" is "prezzies" tier cringe.Giving it another shot the day after
I imagine that actually buying him a drink would go over about as well as giving a panhandler with a "hungry, anything helps" sign food instead of cash.
I hope they find cobalt and he dies a slow death from radiation poisoningI hope they find cobalt under his hut and to strip mine it they force him to dig up his father's corpse and he has to throw it in the back of the fish van again.
He’s not even a grifter anymore, this is straight up panhandling. Grifting takes some effort.
Similar genetic backgroundHe's basically Joe Cumia without a guitar.
I like Donald but this is straight up lazy panhandling, He can't even come up with a good story about why he needs the money, he just wants us to buy him a road soda! If he said he got robbed by a nigerian bandit warlord gang he'd get way more donations.He’s not even a grifter anymore, this is straight up panhandling. Grifting takes some effort.
Double dipping the birthday begging is a new low even by this smelly ape’s standards.Giving it another shot the day after
I imagine that actually buying him a drink would go over about as well as giving a panhandler with a "hungry, anything helps" sign food instead of cash.
The existence of happy birthday implies the existence of happy unbirthday.
He gets busted as a grifter begging for money and has no shame still doing it
After the watermelons are in place id love to get a giant wooden mallet and Gallagher himWhoever had the idea of forcing watermelons up his nostrils... Doesn't seem like such a bad idea.
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