Black people you'd be friends with

[H0meRunCumia]

I will get shit for this but I'd love to have a few beers with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

I'd have to knock that KnowItAll douchebag out within 5 minutes...

 

[Turk February]

I'm already in one. It's in a Jewish cemetery and if you could kindly exhume me and bury me elsewhere I might finally get into heaven.

No you don't get it. I'm constructing a ghost grave. With NDT. My new friend.

 

[Turk February]

I'd have to knock that KnowItAll douchebag out within 5 minutes...

He's actually super skilled according to interviews in wrestling. So you might hurt yourself. He's also black.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's actually super skilled according to interviews in wrestling. So you might hurt yourself. He's also black.

He's also old and fat, Turk. He wrestled in college. Do you think Nick Dipaolo would still make a decent linebacker?

He also has Joshua Henderson hair, which is not intimidating.

 

[Toast]

Ice Cuuuuuu... I mean Iced-T!

 

[H0meRunCumia]

Carlton kinda seems like a douchebag in real life by the way..

 

[Turk February]

Sick my German Shepeard on him then...

He can science something up like a pepper spray. He will kick your ass. And piss on your stupid puppy. He's relentless. He's unstoppable. He's a fucking monster. He killed my sister.

 

[H0meRunCumia]

He can science something up like a pepper spray. He will kick your ass. And piss on your stupid puppy. He's relentless. He's unstoppable. He's a fucking monster. He killed my sister.

Ok

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Carlton kinda seems like a douchebag in real life by the way..

He can sing and dance but if he got too uppity you can kick his ass easily. He might be the perfect black man from a honky's perspective.

 

[DMbA]

Nick Dipaolo

Nick dipaulo got his shit rocked by a drunk woman, complete bitch ass faggot fuck

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Carlton from fresh prince of bel air

Would you make him a sandwich?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dennis Rodman is like the only celebrity I'd want to hang out with

Carmen Electra caught him in bed with a woman like a week into their marriage and he said she must have fallen through the ceiling.

 

[Mustard]

Have you ever heard what a smug faggot he is in conversation?

They have a lot in common.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

 

[Mustard]

Aisha Tyler and Myra Monkhouse

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I would never threaten a person. Im good. Like a really good person.

I've seen you threaten loads of people... they just know you're too old & finished to get it done... until I get you out & exercising - then you'll be a killing machine again

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

until I get you out & exercising - then you'll be a killing machine again

The fuck would you know about exercise you gaunt, ruddy, gear fiend

stay in your lane, hooch hound

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The fuck would you know about exercise you gaunt, ruddy, gear fiend

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stay in your lane, hooch hound

I still have a couple road sodas... but I'm off the doobry & looking trim, COME GET SOME!!!!

& why you mad, bro?

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

@Professor Rape