Black people you'd be friends with

[Professor Rape]

Carlton from fresh prince of bel air

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Charles Barkley

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Oh and @DMAN

 

[We Have Everything]

Sheikh Khalid Yasin

 

[Professor Rape]

Oh and @DMAN

I need confirmation he's black. He is too intelligent.

 

[Stent]

 

[StlakerFatti]

Bernell Trammell

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

Carl from the Simpsons.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dennis Rodman is like the only celebrity I'd want to hang out with

 

[Turk February]

I will get shit for this but I'd love to have a few beers with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will get shit for this but I'd love to have a few beers with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

You picked the one black guy less cool than Carlton. Have you ever heard what a smug faggot he is in conversation? You'd probably end up threatening to slit his throat and piss on his trachea or whatever.

 

[Turk February]

You picked the one black guy less cool than Carlton. Have you ever heard what a smug faggot he is in conversation? You'd probably end up threatening to slit his throat and piss on his trachea or whatever.

I would never threaten a person. Im good. Like a really good person.

 

[Professor Rape]

You picked the one black guy less cool than Carlton. Have you ever heard what a smug faggot he is in conversation? You'd probably end up threatening to slit his throat and piss on his trachea or whatever.

"Man I loved that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa gets shrunk down into the tooth universe she created"

Dumb space nigger: "umm ackshuslly, shrinking down to that size would be theoretically impossible, because our mass wouldn't be able to change that much and still--"

It's a fucking cartoon, faggot. Black faggot.

 

[Professor Rape]

That's what he would say if you tried to talk about science fiction with him btw

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would never threaten a person. Im good. Like a really good person.

You threaten to piss into people's bloodstreams all the time. That's only when you black out and think you fainted and Durk January takes control.

 

[Turk February]

"Man I loved that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa gets shrunk down into the tooth universe she created"

Dumb space nigger: "umm ackshuslly, shrinking down to that size would be theoretically impossible, because our mass wouldn't be able to change that much and still--"

It's a fucking cartoon, faggot. Black faggot.

He would be a fun person to drink with. I'm a social science nerd. He's a natural science nerd. We could geek out over movies and aliens and shit.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Turk February]

You threaten to piss into people's bloodstreams all the time. That's only when you black out and think you fainted and Durk January takes control.

Actually I was hacked every time I said those things you fucking faggot. I'll fucking shit on your grave which I will put you in.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually I was hacked every time I said those things you fucking faggot. I'll fucking shit on your grave which I will put you in.

I'm already in one. It's in a Jewish cemetery and if you could kindly exhume me and bury me elsewhere I might finally get into heaven.