Yes, i DID want a 12oz coffee, like always. But don't take liberties, cunt. I've never been so humiliated in my life.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Bitch at the coffee shop had my order ready before i even said what I wanted
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You should have spite ordered a smaller coffee.
You sound like you’re quite the regular!
She wants to fuck
She saw you coming and went "better prepare a cup of jizz"
Fuck you
Quit bellyaching, you Mary. You could be stuck with useless drones that can't get your order right no matter how much you plead with them.
She's telling you that you're too predictable. Tomorrow, come in dressed like a man and really surprise her.
Why don't you just make your own coffee?
Motorboat her, child
I have a ton of shit i have to do in preparation for a nightmare two day meeting tomorrow and friday so I've been leaving early as shit for work. And all the gay keurig cups here taste bad
it's a well-crafted/advertised office culture, I just put the fucking coffee in the fucking thing & press the fucking plunger thing... boom! ya got ur coffee without sponsoring corporatism
Pouring hot coffee on a woman's tits is kinda sexy.Motorboat her, child
The fugitives coming with a cup of jizz alroooiiigghhhttt
Sounds like you got a lot on your plate! Haha.
Once you get over hump day…
it’s smooth sailing to faded friday, sloppy Saturday and sunday funday.
Don’t make this toxic capitalist hellscape work culture the new normal.
Keep your ducks in a row and stay positive.
You got this, my guy.
You know who would never have to deal with something like that?
that's right!
that's right!Oh wow! You’re right.