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He provided investigative journalist Josiah Munoz with a video of someone allegedly vandalising his motorcycle and house with a wipe-off marker pen. Unfortunately Josiah turned out to be a friend of ours, and it leaked here.
The video shows someone who looks and walks exactly like Pat, wearing Pat's clothes, emerging from the side of Pat's house where his front door is. This is odd, because that means they've had to walk up his front yard, down the side of his house and past his front door and back yard and into the alley behind his house; rather than just straight up the alley. The other alternative is they just stepped out of his front door like Pat would; but that seems unlikely. The person is not wearing a mask, despite the pandemic and how useful one would be as a disguise. They are carrying a penlight in their mouth, which is bad for stealth but handy for penmanship.
The person negotiates the steps behind the house with practiced ease like they'd done it before, and isn't startled by Pat's automatic security lights, almost as though he was expecting them or is confident that anyone in the house who sees him won't be alarmed by his presence. The video cuts out before anything untoward happens as Pat's patricked it up and used a trail cam with a thirty-second cutoff, rather than something useful. There's also some photos of Pat-style insults ("Virgin Pat" maybe? Not stuff we'd say here, more like stuff people called him in high school that's stuck with him) written in what appears to be a close match for Pat's handwriting on the side of his bike.
We're all just grateful they didn't just drive by his house and throw paint stripper onto his car and bike, but instead took the time and inconvenience to make it personal and easy to wipe off.
This might be the video, but it doesn't work for me:
Tyfys