The ******s of Madison County
"Aiyyo, you mind if I put my grape soda in your refrigerator?"
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
"Aiyyo, you mind if I put my grape soda in your refrigerator?"
''We had two bags of fried cheeae, 75 cups of pudding, five cases of highly loaded jam donuts, a salt shaker half full of MSG, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored chocolates, candies, fried foods, high fructose corn syrup loaded sodas… and also a quart of lard, a quart of frying oil, a case of Twinkies, a pint of raw rendered cheese curd and two dozen portions of fried chicken''
No need to alter the quote:
“Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious...”
“Jesus! Did I SAY that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? I glanced over at my attorney, but he seemed oblivious...”
I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, daughter abandoning, or pegging to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
If any of you fine folk are familiar with Hunters routine you may like this...
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Cheap, crap IPA beer with the morning check of Twitter, donuts
3:45 smug response on Twitter
3:50 another smug response , fried cheese
4:05 first argument with stlaker, another donut
4:15 Budweiser
4:16 smug obnoxious reply, donut
4:30 twitter argument
4:54 twitter argument
5:05 twitter argument
5:11 cake, sugary iced coffee drink
5:30 more bitterness on Twitter
5:45 Twitter fight, etc., etc.
6:00 post about his car/how tough he is/how smart he is to take the edge off the day
7:05 Hooligans for lunch... Overpriced crap craft beer, two Budweisers, a big plate of slop that is meant to be a burrito(for the protein) , a double order of low quality fries, store bought overly sugary and fatty cake, out of date ice cream, Twitter rant about sci fi, another Budweiser, smug response to a stlaker on twitter, and for the ride home, a lecture to Nikki about hoow superior he is
9:00 starts Twittering seriously
10:00 drops the act and gets angry on Twitter to an ally
11:00 Budweiser, crap craft beer, candy
11:30 Twitter, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Budweiser, alcoholic seltzer, Twinkies, fried bread, donuts, candy, chocolate , crap craft beer,a stick of butter, large bag of crisps, vodka and orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies with trannies
6:00 the floor, ice cream, fettuccine Alfredo, Budweiser
8:00 Nikki threatens divorce
8:20 sleep
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Cheap, crap IPA beer with the morning check of Twitter, donuts
3:45 smug response on Twitter
3:50 another smug response , fried cheese
4:05 first argument with stlaker, another donut
4:15 Budweiser
4:16 smug obnoxious reply, donut
4:30 twitter argument
4:54 twitter argument
5:05 twitter argument
5:11 cake, sugary iced coffee drink
5:30 more bitterness on Twitter
5:45 Twitter fight, etc., etc.
6:00 post about his car/how tough he is/how smart he is to take the edge off the day
7:05 Hooligans for lunch... Overpriced crap craft beer, two Budweisers, a big plate of slop that is meant to be a burrito(for the protein) , a double order of low quality fries, store bought overly sugary and fatty cake, out of date ice cream, Twitter rant about sci fi, another Budweiser, smug response to a stlaker on twitter, and for the ride home, a lecture to Nikki about hoow superior he is
9:00 starts Twittering seriously
10:00 drops the act and gets angry on Twitter to an ally
11:00 Budweiser, crap craft beer, candy
11:30 Twitter, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Budweiser, alcoholic seltzer, Twinkies, fried bread, donuts, candy, chocolate , crap craft beer,a stick of butter, large bag of crisps, vodka and orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies with trannies
6:00 the floor, ice cream, fettuccine Alfredo, Budweiser
8:00 Nikki threatens divorce
8:20 sleep
"I screamed at the nigga that he wasn't shit. He fractured my eye socket. I knew we were meant to be."
I bet she goes through several new guys each book because they all end up getting shot or going to jail. Shooting up a Popeyes or being caught running a dog fighting ring shouldn't get in the way of love.