If any of you fine folk are familiar with Hunters routine you may like this...
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Cheap, crap IPA beer with the morning check of Twitter, donuts
3:45 smug response on Twitter
3:50 another smug response , fried cheese
4:05 first argument with stlaker, another donut
4:15 Budweiser
4:16 smug obnoxious reply, donut
4:30 twitter argument
4:54 twitter argument
5:05 twitter argument
5:11 cake, sugary iced coffee drink
5:30 more bitterness on Twitter
5:45 Twitter fight, etc., etc.
6:00 post about his car/how tough he is/how smart he is to take the edge off the day
7:05 Hooligans for lunch... Overpriced crap craft beer, two Budweisers, a big plate of slop that is meant to be a burrito(for the protein) , a double order of low quality fries, store bought overly sugary and fatty cake, out of date ice cream, Twitter rant about sci fi, another Budweiser, smug response to a stlaker on twitter, and for the ride home, a lecture to Nikki about hoow superior he is
9:00 starts Twittering seriously
10:00 drops the act and gets angry on Twitter to an ally
11:00 Budweiser, crap craft beer, candy
11:30 Twitter, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Patrick S. Tomlinson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Budweiser, alcoholic seltzer, Twinkies, fried bread, donuts, candy, chocolate , crap craft beer,a stick of butter, large bag of crisps, vodka and orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies with trannies
6:00 the floor, ice cream, fettuccine Alfredo, Budweiser
8:00 Nikki threatens divorce
8:20 sleep