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But werent you just implying this exact religion is our greatest ally or something
Of course I wasn’t, you need to learn to read. While you’re at it, learn how to express a thought succinctly.
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But werent you just implying this exact religion is our greatest ally or something
Of course I wasn’t, you need to learn to read. While you’re at it, learn how to express a thought succinctly.
Yes, his god is fake and yours is the one. Your performative nonsense makes you seem sadder than your lonely broke lifePeople like Boq keep child brides and stab preachers because their fake god / satanic brainwashing tells them to, @JebJoh is a pedophile know it all boot licker because he thinks no God can judge him.
There’s a difference, Sue.
You have no idea what I believe except for the fact that I know you're a performative weirdoAn atheist's appraisal of true Christianity is like an incel's appraisal of women. You speak from a position of ignorance.
"Oh you wear a cross? Nice performative Christianity, stupit. What's next, crossing yourself?"
I suggest you calm down, take a few deep breaths, stop weeping and try this one again.Peter only allowed his upside down crucifixion instead of disavowing his beliefs to perform for other drug addict incels in Rome. Roman Jebjoh was well informed back then and watched his children have sex to honor Venus, who was scientifically proven.
No idea? You're an atheist who thinks nosing into his kid's sex life is normal and cool. You seem to think that Christians aren't supposed to ever practice their faith or mention it. You couldn't argue for why atheism is a superior worldview as evidenced by the fact that you won't even try.You have no idea what I believe except for the fact that I know you're a performative weirdo
Exactly. If I understand this correctly, ths "bishop" is more like a heretic. He's a part of no church except his own. But he's based. It's cool.Ease up fella, our based "TikTok Bishop" just got stabbed.
Are you referring to the "bishop?""Oh you wear a cross? Nice performative Christianity, stupit. What's next, crossing yourself?"
"Look just sh... shut up about God, okay? Just shut up! I don't have to justify my beliefs you just need to shut up!"
He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.Exactly. If I understand this correctly, ths "bishop" is more like a heretic. He's a part of no church except his own. But he's based. It's cool.
Nah I'm mocking @JebJoh's deluded take on Christianity.Are you referring to the "bishop?"
Certainly. But it's s probably difficult for a grown man not to recover from a pen mark.He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.
Getting stabbed is no joke regardless of the implement. Go grab a pen and stab yourself in the hand with it as hard as you can and tell us how it goes.Certainly. But it's s probably difficult for a grown man not to recover from a pen mark.
It'd probably kill me. Not sure I could recover.Getting stabbed is no joke regardless of the implement. Go grab a pen and stab yourself in the hand with it as hard as you can and tell us how it goes.
He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.
Hmmm what a mystery. If somebody said that Satan was the Son of God that would be fine, I suppose? What if they denied the resurrection? No biggie? Islam is a heresy but I guess that doesn't matter to you.Why do you guys obsess over theological “heresies” so much like legalese Jews or Pharisees?
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