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Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel attacked by knife during live stream.

JebJoh

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People like Boq keep child brides and stab preachers because their fake god / satanic brainwashing tells them to, @JebJoh is a pedophile know it all boot licker because he thinks no God can judge him.

There’s a difference, Sue.
Yes, his god is fake and yours is the one. Your performative nonsense makes you seem sadder than your lonely broke life
 

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An atheist's appraisal of true Christianity is like an incel's appraisal of women. You speak from a position of ignorance.
You have no idea what I believe except for the fact that I know you're a performative weirdo
 

NoBacon

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"Oh you wear a cross? Nice performative Christianity, stupit. What's next, crossing yourself?"

Peter only allowed his upside down crucifixion instead of disavowing his beliefs to perform for other drug addict incels in Rome. Roman Jebjoh was well informed back then and watched his children have sex to honor Venus, who was scientifically proven.
 

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Peter only allowed his upside down crucifixion instead of disavowing his beliefs to perform for other drug addict incels in Rome. Roman Jebjoh was well informed back then and watched his children have sex to honor Venus, who was scientifically proven.
I suggest you calm down, take a few deep breaths, stop weeping and try this one again.
 

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You have no idea what I believe except for the fact that I know you're a performative weirdo
No idea? You're an atheist who thinks nosing into his kid's sex life is normal and cool. You seem to think that Christians aren't supposed to ever practice their faith or mention it. You couldn't argue for why atheism is a superior worldview as evidenced by the fact that you won't even try.

In short you're an average reddit-tier coomer
 

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"Look just sh... shut up about God, okay? Just shut up! I don't have to justify my beliefs you just need to shut up!"
 

NoBacon

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"Look just sh... shut up about God, okay? Just shut up! I don't have to justify my beliefs you just need to shut up!"

I can see why it bothers him so much, if you live like he does (pedophile) then it’s a very scary prospect.

It’s much easier to just beleive what he wants, and what everyone else tells him he should, that nothing matters and seeking pleasure (from your own kids) and wealth is in fact good and acceptable and that it’s all proven by “science” he doesn’t understand. It’s lazy and feeds greed, which is why boomers and Reddit users love it so much.
 

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Exactly. If I understand this correctly, ths "bishop" is more like a heretic. He's a part of no church except his own. But he's based. It's cool.
He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.
 
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He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.
Certainly. But it's s probably difficult for a grown man not to recover from a pen mark.
 

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Certainly. But it's s probably difficult for a grown man not to recover from a pen mark.
Getting stabbed is no joke regardless of the implement. Go grab a pen and stab yourself in the hand with it as hard as you can and tell us how it goes.
 
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Getting stabbed is no joke regardless of the implement. Go grab a pen and stab yourself in the hand with it as hard as you can and tell us how it goes.
It'd probably kill me. Not sure I could recover.

Wait, you don't suppose it was a fountain pen? In that case all bets are off! Holy shit!
 

NoBacon

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He was kicked out of the already schismatic Assyrian church. There were some accusations of Nestorianism floating around. That said he could still repent and return and he's a fierce evangelist - theological issues aside I hope he recovers well.

How can anyone watch Mar Mari and think Nestorianism is a charge that applies to him? Why do you guys obsess over theological “heresies” so much like legalese Jews or Pharisees?
 

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Why do you guys obsess over theological “heresies” so much like legalese Jews or Pharisees?
Hmmm what a mystery. If somebody said that Satan was the Son of God that would be fine, I suppose? What if they denied the resurrection? No biggie? Islam is a heresy but I guess that doesn't matter to you.
 
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