Biggest red flags in a woman?

[FatPatsBaps]

Diet (aka, an eating disorder)
Vegan (similar to the above, with the bonus that their fondness for animals and the environment makes them special)

 

[Meownaw]

"I was raped"

 

[Brooke Shields]

When their cock's bigger than mine, can't have that power dynamic

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm gonna answer for Paul/Hildy/Boq

If she's having a period

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have my ways.

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The ones that involve tipping the wheelchair on it's back are extra hilarious.

 

[eggfeller]

when her pussy is helmeted & protrudes out really far + has one of those wrinkled hairy sacs close to her asshole

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Horses/multiple house pets.

Horse chicks do generally have great legs and asses, and cowgirl very well.

But horses are not people and pets in the house are not children.

 

[aRTie02150]

Horses/multiple house pets.

Horse chicks do generally have great legs and asses, and cowgirl very well.

But horses are not people and pets in the house are not children.

I dated a girl with a bearded dragon and I gotta admit she was pretty cool. Not a wife type, but a cool friend who lets you fuck her.

Her beardie was the only one I ever seen that would come to you if you called it. It was hilarious saying his name and watching his slip all over the floor running towards me looking for a blueberry.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Should I have ran? Yes

Did I make 2am quests to her house at the drop of a hat anyway? You bet your ass

 

[aRTie02150]

A humanities degree.
Fat ankles.
Smoker.
Regular drinker.
"Hates kids."
Fan of any male media/hobby - e.g. violent movies, spectator sports, poker, video games etc.

Had a girl talking about her muscle car to me once at a car show. I look at her Challenger and pointed out it was an automatic and asked her why she's driving an automatic muscle car and she stammered around with excuses and was clearly embarrassed.

It's been almost 15 years and it still makes me laugh.

 

[guest]

Had a girl talking about her muscle car to me once at a car show. I look at her Challenger and pointed out it was an automatic and asked her why she's driving an automatic muscle car and she stammered around with excuses and was clearly embarrassed.

It's been almost 15 years and it still makes me laugh.

Ironically, if she'd drove "stick" she would've been a lesbian.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Should I have ran? Yes

Did I make 2am quests to her house at the drop of a hat anyway? You bet your ass

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I like that you slipped in a Joe line there. Made me chuckle.

 

[guest]

All you niggas talking about personality and shit, all I care about is whether they're gonna get fat

I'd take a chubster with big tits, skinny ankles and little feet over a skinny bitch with cankles any day. Not to be seen in public with of course, but to make the sex with - sure.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Any time they talk about their exes.
Being in therapy for years and demanding everyone else should be in therapy too.
Messy flat/bedroom.
Bad relationships with their immediate family.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I like that you slipped in a Joe line there. Made me chuckle.

Funny thing is Im not even sure I was aware, this place has just become a part of my lexicon

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If they marry me. Biggest red flag there is.

 

[gassers]

Big tits, ass and pussy

 

[LiberalPussy]

Pussy

Luckily you’ll never be near one.

 

[gassers]

Luckily you’ll never be near one.

 

[HH Brother]

When their cock's bigger than mine, can't have that power dynamic