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Biggest buffoon on twitter whines about not being taken seriously
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And 0% contain any semblance of thought or expertise. Piggy must be getting nervous about his prospects for an job and/or source of legitimate income if he's bitching about online influencers doing what he clearly can't.
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What an obnoxious asshole. "I get paid to think, child." Yet, no one gives a fuck what you think or say- nice ROI, stupid (I don't think anyone actually pays him to think- except an unwitting Uncle Sam).
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The only deep dive pudgie the whale goes for is to get more krill
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"It's like, why isn't Trump in jail?"
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He doesnt want to put in the work to actually be an expert at something. He did the bare minimum in education. His "job" is making up space stories. His writing isnt even non-fiction. He thinks he got a degree from google and popular mechanics. pat sits at home getting drunk and tweeting all day for years. pat should never be seen as a reputable source of facts.
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If my kid behaved like that, I'd set fire to my house in the middle of the night and drive away.
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I can't stop watching this and hoping the most heinous, awful shit happens to whoever raised this little fucker, and then thinking that even those wastes of life are better parents than Pat. It's a god-damned shame that whoever tossed him that ball didn't drill him in the eye with it.
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I'd actually be proud as a writer if I could emulate the pig's deranged narcissism.
One of my favorite writers across all the generations is Dickens, who is great at writing comically repulsive characters. But even Charles Dickens himself could not emulate Mama Raven's special little boy, he is truly that nuts.
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Well if the dummy wrote anything of legit substance, he may have a different outcome.
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“expertise”?? hey you fat slob you expertly abandoned your child while a better man is now fucking youre prettier ex wife and raising your kid to actually be a decent human. hit the bricks you fat cunt
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*fatty ass clap backs
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He's the fat guy in Confederacy of Dunces
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I disagree, as a native of New Orleans, Ignatius is a beloved character (we even have a statue of him and his picture is on a lot of Lucky Dogs carts) Ignatius like me was a Tulane alumnus, Patrick is not in any way , shape or form, Tulane Material… also Ignatius was against government and society. Pat wholeheartedly boot licks for the Democrats.
maybe he would get excited by this comparison, but I see him as much more of a Anakin Skywalker. Easily manipulated, boot licking, narcissistic, always believes he’s right even when he writes largely inaccurate statements. Note I said Anakin. He will never become Vader though. He’s not reserved or strong enough to become a master.
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I've never hated a kid as much as I hate that kid. Think about what your parents would have done in that situation. That would have been an "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO FUCKING CRY ABOUT!!" right in front of all those people.
Personally, I'd be like "We're leaving now" and drag the little shit to the car where I would then say "I obviously failed you as a father. I'm sorry." and then I'd shoot myself in the head right next to him.
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My dad would’ve said “I can’t believe you acted like a pussy to get that ball, I’m gonna toss it back on the field so someone tosses it to another kid who’s not a pussy” then I would’ve had to do manual labor as punishment when we got home.
When I was 6 in 88 the Astros still had Nolan Ryan. My dad took me my brother and sister to Houston for the weekend and we went to a couple games. Went early both days to be there for BP. My dad got a couple balls hit over the fence by Andre Dawson (the Stros were playing the Cubs) and he gave us each one. Some kid was at the fence pulling bullshit to get a ball and when a Cubs player tossed it up towards him, my dad snatched it and gave it to me lol. He told the kid to quit being a crybaby to get his way. We also got a ball from Nolan himself, he was in the bullpen and I was wearing a Blue Rainbow Guts BP Jersey, with the 34 on the back and he said “hey kid” and tossed me the ball he was about to put in the bucket because he saw Ryan 34 on my back. I asked if I tossed it back if he would sign it and he said sure. Still have that ball in a case and two Ryan Astros jerseys framed flanking it in my den.
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Ignatius is a fat opinionated unaccomplished blowhard. He was "against" society in a fat edgelord way, the same way Pat is against anyone right of Bernie.
I'm sure Pat often laments how he's surrounded by a twitterverse of dunces whenever he gets zero retweets from one of his Profound Thoughts
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46.5k followers, 39 likes, that is a very bad ratio child
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I love this. I grew up a Texas Rangers fan (it was truly awful), and I was at his sixth no hitter out in Oakland when I was 10 or 11. He was always really good to kids. As an old fart now (41), I take motivation from Nolan Ryan puttin up numbahs and beating Robin Ventura’s ass at my age or older. I met Mr Ryan recently…he’s gotten old but still has crazy big dick energy.
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Wow, it’s like twitter is stupid and a giant waste of time. Pig was very close to realizing he’s wasted years of his life on a website where he acts like an idiot on a daily basis. Of course he quickly went back to calling people stupid child’s that didn’t agree with him. He almost came to the conclusion that the people on twitter all day are idiots and he’s one of them.