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Dennyislife

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you faggots wilt like flowers in 80 degrees. what’s the point in exercising when you already have a delicate, sickly woman’s disposition
we don't really. Americans fall for tabloid scare headlines which are nonsense click bait. That said when it gets above 30 degrees in peak summer where the nights don't cool that much most homes aren't built for it as they are designed to be warm in the winter so there's no escape which isn't fun. This spell has been nice as it gets cool at night still.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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That ozempic shit turns people into fucking ghouls, my mother got on it despite being a small thin woman and the last time I saw her I was shocked. In a few years I guarantee there are gonna be class action lawsuits and recalls.
Don’t you need to get it prescribed to you? How did a skinny lady get Ozempic? Also H. Foley has been on it for ant least a year and he’s still fat as fuck. I like the guy but why bother taking it if you’re still going to stuff your face nonstop? I was shocked at how fat he still was when I saw him on camera since I only listen to the podcast.
 

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That ozempic shit turns people into fucking ghouls, my mother got on it despite being a small thin woman and the last time I saw her I was shocked. In a few years I guarantee there are gonna be class action lawsuits and recalls.

I personally hate that shit because right up until my dad was prescribed that shit for his diabetes he was surprisingly jacked for an old guy and now he's like straight up frail. All his fucking muscle is gone.





Muscle wastage, organ damage, crumbly bones, halted gut motility, suicidal urges, looking like runny custard in a bowl left on the porch...

Not worth it, unless your diabetes & fat retention is severe and otherwise unmanageable, like 600lb Life. Quality of life is more important. And I'm saying that as someone who's endured medical malpractise and foolishly took a now-blackboxed drug (not for diabetes or weight loss though)
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Muscle wastage, organ damage, crumbly bones, halted gut motility, suicidal urges, looking like runny custard in a bowl left on the porch...

Not worth it, unless your diabetes & fat retention is severe and otherwise unmanageable, like 600lb Life. Quality of life is more important. And I'm saying that as someone who's gone through medical malpractise and a black boxed drug (not for diabetes or weight loss though)

My dad wasn't even on it for long because he realized it was obviously not good for him. He went on some carnivore diet essentially and his readings are totally fine now like he basically got rid of the sugahs by not eating crap food.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Don’t you need to get it prescribed to you? How did a skinny lady get Ozempic? Also H. Foley has been on it for ant least a year and he’s still fat as fuck. I like the guy but why bother taking it if you’re still going to stuff your face nonstop? I was shocked at how fat he still was when I saw him on camera since I only listen to the podcast.
All kinds of celebrities are on it and have no need to be aside from misguided vanity. Thin people can be diabetic also, bit I think a lot of it is just there's a lot of shithead doctors willing to sell poison for the jews for their own benefit.

The Foley thing is insane. He's like fatter than ever and apparently if you're on Ozempic you're sick to your stomach all day so you have to force yourself to eat at all and then it's a challenge to keep it down. It's a fucking evil starvation drug. Motherfucker loves eating so much that he just powers through it. I saw a picture of him on an episode of YKWD that wasn't even that old, but before Are You Garbage, and he was a prettyboy wearing a turtleneck and leather jacket like Shaft. The goofy outfit made it hard to tell how big he was but he was goddamned svelte compared to what he became.
 

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Houses built to retain heat in the winter are also designed to retain cool air in the summer. Insulation doesn't care what temperature it is on either side of it.
We also don't have air con as standard ( until recent years no real need for it)

Insulation isn't the only thing that keeps heat in the shape and size and materials play a part.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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The Foley thing is insane. He's like fatter than ever and apparently if you're on Ozempic you're sick to your stomach all day so you have to force yourself to eat at all and then it's a challenge to keep it down. It's a fucking evil starvation drug. Motherfucker loves eating so much that he just powers through it.
It’s like when people drink milkshakes to circumvent the lap band. I didn’t realize it made you sick to your stomach all day. I like when he ordered GoPuff at 3am because DoorDash wasn’t available and he just threw it out in the morning then went to eat 3 omelettes. “You guys didn’t ask me if I wanted juice. I wouldn’t have eaten the omelettes if you had gotten me juice.” Kevin seemed annoyed by that statement because they did get him juice but they didn’t ask him.
 
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Don’t you need to get it prescribed to you? How did a skinny lady get Ozempic? Also H. Foley has been on it for ant least a year and he’s still fat as fuck. I like the guy but why bother taking it if you’re still going to stuff your face nonstop? I was shocked at how fat he still was when I saw him on camera since I only listen to the podcast.
I wish I knew how she got prescribed it brotherman, when I heard she was on it I asked the same question as you. I wonder if H. Foley has one of the rare legit glandular issues, might send signals to his brain to keep eating that the ozempic can't override
 

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Muscle wastage, organ damage, crumbly bones, halted gut motility, suicidal urges, looking like runny custard in a bowl left on the porch...

Not worth it, unless your diabetes & fat retention is severe and otherwise unmanageable, like 600lb Life. Quality of life is more important. And I'm saying that as someone who's endured medical malpractise and foolishly took a now-blackboxed drug (not for diabetes or weight loss though)

Was it PrEP?
 

ElectricLightKazooII

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He'll do anything but eat better and exercise. He's on some Ozempic type weight loss drug that's probably killing him. He apparently has lost weight but you can't tell because he still wears his ashamed fat boy clothes and he'll always have a big fat guy head like they all do. It pisses me off when Bobby Kelly will say on The Bonfire "we ain't fat no more duuude." Like, you're not AS fat. I'll give you that. But it's not like either of them lifted a finger to achieve that. Bobby had that surgery and didn't tell anyone for months. He just soaked up all the "Holy shit, Bobby, you've lost weight" compliments and let people believe that he did it through hard work and then he finally told someone he got the surgery and everyone was like "Oh, that's not impressive at all then."
I hope Blobby has shit himself unexpectedly like Al Roker did at the White House. Would he ask his son to help him wipe?

"I DID IT FOR YOU, DUUUUUUUUDE!"
 

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Was it PrEP?

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My stupid goth ex always wanted this done. She would sweat profusely from her pits and always smelled like shit. I literally am reminded of her if I havent showered in a while. Norton woulda' loved that.

Goths ime either don't wash and reek to high heaven like hippies & gaming nerds, wear disgusting aldehydic body oils & perfume on purpose, or on the other end they're scrupulously OCD clean in a sterile Matrixy/vampiric/inorganic way, no in-between.

It seems the pale elegant snooty sort don't really sweat much, nor do they do physical exertion that would make them sweat. Never see a goth out jogging or at Pilates or moving boxes & bales, do you?
 

TravisPickle

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Line of the Day!





Goths ime either don't wash and reek to high heaven like hippies & gaming nerds, wear disgusting aldehydic body oils & perfume on purpose, or on the other end they're scrupulously OCD clean in a sterile Matrixy/vampiric/inorganic way, no in-between.

It seems the pale elegant snooty sort don't really sweat much, nor do they do physical exertion that would make them sweat. Never see a goth out jogging or at Pilates or moving boxes & bales, do you?
Pale elegant sweatster that doesnt leave the house and plays vidya all day.
 
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