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You’d be the only Canadian hillbilly with Botox. Also that can’t be healthy since you’re supposed to sweat the toxins out.I've considered getting it in my hands because my palms sweat when I'm driving. My knees also get weak and my arms feel heavy.
Unfortunately Gabe can’t sweat the gay out.You’d be the only Canadian hillbilly with Botox. Also that can’t be healthy since you’re supposed to sweat the toxins out.
He'll do anything but eat better and exercise. He's on some Ozempic type weight loss drug that's probably killing him. He apparently has lost weight but you can't tell because he still wears his ashamed fat boy clothes and he'll always have a big fat guy head like they all do. It pisses me off when Bobby Kelly will say on The Bonfire "we ain't fat no more duuude." Like, you're not AS fat. I'll give you that. But it's not like either of them lifted a finger to achieve that. Bobby had that surgery and didn't tell anyone for months. He just soaked up all the "Holy shit, Bobby, you've lost weight" compliments and let people believe that he did it through hard work and then he finally told someone he got the surgery and everyone was like "Oh, that's not impressive at all then."He'll do anything but lose weight.
Just like everyone I know whose had that surgery, he'll be right back to his fat self in 2 years or less.He'll do anything but eat better and exercise. He's on some Ozempic type weight loss drug that's probably killing him. He apparently has lost weight but you can't tell because he still wears his ashamed fat boy clothes and he'll always have a big fat guy head like they all do. It pisses me off when Bobby Kelly will say on The Bonfire "we ain't fat no more duuude." Like, you're not AS fat. I'll give you that. But it's not like either of them lifted a finger to achieve that. Bobby had that surgery and didn't tell anyone for months. He just soaked up all the "Holy shit, Bobby, you've lost weight" compliments and let people believe that he did it through hard work and then he finally told someone he got the surgery and everyone was like "Oh, that's not impressive at all then."
He's already gained a bunch of weight back and he still talks about eating like pure shit nonstop.Just like everyone I know whose had that surgery, he'll be right back to his fat self in 2 years or less.
Shut up. No one caresI sweat like fuck when running. It's a proper pain in this weather we are having in the UK as sun block runs into my eyes. If I get Botox would that stop it. Might be worth it
It’s a stupid procedure because your body will just increase how much it sweats somewhere else. Adam Carolla did this years ago to stop forehead sweat and he ended up just getting sweatier palms all the time. Like everyone said, your body needs to sweat.I've considered getting it in my hands because my palms sweat when I'm driving. My knees also get weak and my arms feel heavy.
you faggots wilt like flowers in 80 degrees. what’s the point in exercising when you already have a delicate, sickly woman’s dispositionI sweat like fuck when running. It's a proper pain in this weather we are having in the UK as sun block runs into my eyes. If I get Botox would that stop it. Might be worth it
I remember him talking about pigging out at Jay’s Super Bowl party and I was like, “duuude you’re going to get fat again.” Bobby is a severe addict for sure. The constant cigars and out of nowhere he just started popping Zyns all day for a few months. I think I made a thread about it but once he said, “I’m like getting really into ashtrays, dude.”He's already gained a bunch of weight back and he still talks about eating like pure shit nonstop.
you faggots wilt like flowers in 80 degrees. what’s the point in exercising when you already have a delicate, sickly woman’s disposition
That ozempic shit turns people into fucking ghouls, my mother got on it despite being a small thin woman and the last time I saw her I was shocked. In a few years I guarantee there are gonna be class action lawsuits and recalls.He'll do anything but eat better and exercise. He's on some Ozempic type weight loss drug that's probably killing him. He apparently has lost weight but you can't tell because he still wears his ashamed fat boy clothes and he'll always have a big fat guy head like they all do. It pisses me off when Bobby Kelly will say on The Bonfire "we ain't fat no more duuude." Like, you're not AS fat. I'll give you that. But it's not like either of them lifted a finger to achieve that. Bobby had that surgery and didn't tell anyone for months. He just soaked up all the "Holy shit, Bobby, you've lost weight" compliments and let people believe that he did it through hard work and then he finally told someone he got the surgery and everyone was like "Oh, that's not impressive at all then."
Yeah I personally hate that shit because right up until my dad was prescribed that shit for his diabetes he was surprisingly jacked for an old guy and now he's like straight up frail. All his fucking muscle is gone.That ozempic shit turns people into fucking ghouls, my mother got on it despite being a small thin woman and the last time I saw her I was shocked. In a few years I guarantee there are gonna be class action lawsuits and recalls.
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