They read the cook book together then order Uber Eats based on which restaurants offer extras based on purchase amount.This is hilarious to me. She needs a book to tell her that 2 chicken breasts is the correct portion size for 2 people
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Cooking for Two is especially hilarious in this context. Like sweet Jesus, just make whatever you normally make and eat less than half of it for once. Fawk, I'm heatin' up.
You're not ready for that 5 butt lifestyle, funster.She's got two butts per arm. I only have one butt on my whole body. Am I a fucking loser?
PiecepsDamn nice biceps
Which ones? There’s like 8 on that arm alone.Damn nice biceps
Wtf, I worked out for years and still only have one bicep per arm.
Looks like pats chins
There's a 1000 calories in a 2 liter of mountain dewie. A lot of chicks drink those huge frapaccinos from starbucks too! I wonder if she's tried ozempic yet since she probably has diabetes.How does a person get that fat? She's so fat (how fat is she!?) her arm fat is trying to fall away from her and start a whole new person. How much can a person consume each day to make that happen? Erock, comment?
Ozempic put a bullet in fat positivity. All they really wanted was to lose weight without requiring any effort. Exercise and self-restraint have always been available and free.There's a 1000 calories in a 2 liter of mountain dewie. A lot of chicks drink those huge frapaccinos from starbucks too! I wonder if she's tried ozempic yet since she probably has diabetes.