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He doesn't even read his own books all the way through, why would he read the bible?
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Biblical scholar Pat makes an appearance
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These people deserve violence
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I’m pretty sure Biden wears or has worn diapers.
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Ive got....2 diapers to drop doodoo!
Wont you...make a stinky number two!
Ah, boo...punchin out.
Have a terrific Tuesday everyone!
Wont you...make a stinky number two!
Ah, boo...punchin out.
Have a terrific Tuesday everyone!
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A thousand times huh? That’s impressive. You might like to try small though and read it once.
Just a suggestion, my friend.
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You killed your child.
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Yes, I did. The good news is the Lord forgives all sins if you repent and mean it with all your heart.
Haven’t you read the Bible either?
Satan is called the accuser, because that’s all he can do. Accuse you of your sins, thank the Lord we’re protected by the blood of Christ.
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Good news folks. I can go out and rape a baby and as long as i “forgive myself” god will forgive me! Even if i go out and rape 10 more after “repenting”
You’re like Cumia level of awareness. The fact that you blow off killing your own child as a “sin” - comparable to stealing - And not an abhorrent crime you’re going to HELL for is telling. You can’t even process how demonic your actions are.
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I think you need to learn how to read full stop.
I admitted what I did was wrong and acknowledge it’s murder, and then said the good news is forgiveness is always possible.
I don’t know why you started talking about raping babies. Learn to read, then read the Bible. God bless.
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And if Allah in his infinite grace blesses you with another lil' bundle of joy, the pillow fort's already up.
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Fatso's "side" are totally normal, sane people:
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Nonsense! I have the bible downloaded on my kindle! is quintessential 4chan Christianposting.
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It’s easier to read on kindle than taking it with me places, I have physical copies at home obviously though.
The point is I’ve read 89% of the NIV ebook version and you haven’t read any of it.
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How much did you pay amazon for the bible (kindle edition)?
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Give back to Caesar what’s Caesar’s.
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Okay if you could play a game of Warhammer with either Mike Brooks:
or Dan Abnett
Who would you pick?
I'd go with Mike Brooks. He has a cool mohawk and a funny t-shirt.