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captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Forget everything you thought you knew about gender.

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Somehow not surprised she went for psychology. They are the worst to date. They are always trying to psychoanalyze every move you make.

I dated a girl that was a psyc major. She asked me about a cup on my night stand that had been there for 3 days. Asking if it was something about my childhood is why it was still there. I said " Bitch, thats your glass from the last time you stayed over."
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Literally have no idea what this whale is talking about here. She writes in a more confounding way than Patrick.

One thing I am certain of though is that she's fat and unemployed (also like Patrick).
After Nikki leaves Pat let's try to hook them up. What a super obnoxious power couple they would make.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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people are drawn to their own issues - hence her 'psychology' (if it's even real, or just the easiest course at community college)
It was just a generic major that meant she didnt have to get a job and her parents funded her college years longer. Im sure they are thrilled that payed for a degree she isnt even using and might as well be a placematt. At least her brother is doing something with his degree and you can bet she spites him for it.
 
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