Goddamn it. You sold this so well. It was interesting but not scary at all. Fawk.The Vanishing (the original not the Jeff Bridges remake)
Don't read anything about it just watch it. No movie has given me the level of anxiety that one did.
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Goddamn it. You sold this so well. It was interesting but not scary at all. Fawk.The Vanishing (the original not the Jeff Bridges remake)
Don't read anything about it just watch it. No movie has given me the level of anxiety that one did.
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I'd second a few mentioned already - the original Martyrs is genuinely shocking. Kill List is great, kind of 3 different genres rolled into 1 film. The Witch is almost art. Misery is a timeless classic. The original The Vanishing (in Dutch and French) is a true head fuck.
I would add The Block Island Sound. It's not a straight horror movie per se but it's one of the most deeply unsettling movies I've ever seen and you don't really have a clue what's going on until the end.
Goddamn it. You sold this so well. It was interesting but not scary at all. Fawk.
Funny Games (1997 film)
It's easily the scariest movie I've ever seen. It's a subtitled German movie. If you have a family you'll be terrified.
I guess there’ll be good reason for all the victims to be white in this case. Since being a target of the Cenobites involves solving a puzzle.There’s a reboot of Hellraiser being made with, you fucking guessed it a black female Pinhead
If you think I oversold it wait until you see my hand selling skills. Sorry for misleading brothaman just remember it making me cery uncomfortable for months after just thinking about it.Goddamn it. You sold this so well. It was interesting but not scary at all. Fawk.
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Second on Night of the Demons.The House by the Cemetery (1981)
Night of the Demons (1988)
caught this one a year or two ago. Worth itHappy Birthday to Me
Even though I prefer the Gabriel era of Genesis, I think you and I have similar taste in early cinema.I'm probably the wrong guy to post, because I learn towards old horror. I'm also not a gorehound.
BUT, if atmosphere and visuals are just as important to you, I have a few suggestions:
- Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: it's a silent film, and a little dry, but the visuals alone are stunning. The sets are pure German Expressionism and it's kind of a mind Fuck. Plus, Conrad Veidt's performance as the somnambulist is really disturbing.
- Dead of Night: a 40's British horror film that is an anthology with a connected centerpiece. More creepy than scary, but it works well.
- Island of Lost Souls: Still the best version of the Moreau story, and that's all because of Charles Laughton. If you let yourself get into it, it's really unsettling - a benefit of being a pre-code Horror film.
- Mystery of the Wax Museum: Not a great movie, but the two-strip Technicolor, the sharp dialogue and Lionel Atwill's performance make this really memorable. It's another pre-code, so they push the boundaries of the time.
- Freaks: You'll probably feel dirty after this one. Real life circus freaks on film, a famous chant, and one of the biggest reasons the Hayes Code was created. This disgusted a LOT of critics of the era.
- Nosferatu: I'm biased here, it's a personal favorite. Tone, atmosphere, pacing and visuals are excellent. Depending on the version you watch, as this is a silent film, the music score can make or break this. For everything good Universal did with Dracula later on, Murnau did it better a decade before.
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