Best Chuck Norris Movies

[UnPRePared]

Hey @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, get in here! I'm on a whiskey bender and if anyone can appreciate that, it's a Canadian!

WWAWD with the one true Chuck, Chuck Norris? Shame he never won an Oscar! Or a People's Choice.

Could Timothy Chalamet carry The Delta Force? Does Ben Affleck have the chops to be Missing In Action? Would Bradley Cooper pull off Lone Wolf McQuade?

FUCK NO! The Norris was a man's man, who pissed testosterone and shit masculinity! He was the kind of guy that John Wayne would've drank with and Lee Marvin would've picked up broads beside!

All this talk is making me miss Cannon movies.

And oh yeah, his best movie was Invasion USA. Fight me on it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never really seen many of his movies or worked with him. My dad would watch Delta Force when it was on and I've seen the Way of the Dragon or whatever Bruce Lee movie he's in.

I mostly remember the movie Top Dog which is basically an inferior Turner and Hooch.

 

[LiberalPussy]

WWAW his cartoon?

 

[Turd Glider]

Gonna name drop Hero and the Terror

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Yeah invasion USA was his best

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[UnPRePared]

Conan's one great bit.

 

[UnPRePared]

I've never really seen many of his movies or worked with him. My dad would watch Delta Force when it was on and I've seen the Way of the Dragon or whatever Bruce Lee movie he's in.

I mostly remember the movie Top Dog which is basically an inferior Turner and Hooch.

I saw that ONCE. And it's a movie that when it ends, just... Ends. As if it jumped from the first to the third act. I thought K9 with Lesser Belushi was bad, but nothing on this.

WWAWD Sidekicks? He must have felt so good hitting Joe Piscopo.

 

[Turd Glider]

K9, top dawg, and turner and hooch, all suck D.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Conan's one great bit.

I watched and liked his show in the late 90s to early 2000s, before I found out what a fag Richter is and that his father is a gay as well.

WWAWD Sidekicks? He must have felt so good hitting Joe Piscopo.

I saw it in the theater when it came out and I remember nothing. I do remember thinking Jonathan Brandis should kill himself before he did it, but I don't remember why.

 

[Turd Glider]

Best dog performance in any movie btw is Across the Bridge with Rod Steiger. Fucking British masterpiece

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw that ONCE. And it's a movie that when it ends, just... Ends. As if it jumped from the first to the third act. I thought K9 with Lesser Belushi was bad, but nothing on this.

WWAWD Sidekicks? He must have felt so good hitting Joe Piscopo.

Shit I do remember sidekicks. I liked that one.

 

[Turd Glider]

Shit I do remember sidekicks. I liked that one.

Sidekicks = drop dead Fred but with chuck norris

 

[UnPRePared]

WWAW his cartoon?

I heard they almost called it Karate Kicking Kommandos.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Best dog performance in any movie btw is Across the Bridge with Rod Steiger. Fucking British masterpiece

It's actually My Dog Skip with Malcolm In The Middle. Luke Wilson plays a guy named Dink Jenkins lol

 

[Turd Glider]

Nobody has seen across the bridge but the dog Dolores in it should’ve won an Oscar

And Rod Steiger is basically untouchable

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I always liked this one...



Shame the little low budget Leo DiCaprio fella in it killed himself before 30. Did I just bring the mood down? I'm sorry I did that.

 

[Turd Glider]

I always liked this one...



Shame the little low budge Leo DiCaprio fella in it killed himself before 30. Did I just bring the mood down? I'm sorry I did that.

I tried to recreate that cinder blocks on fire scene. Broke my fucking hand dawg

 

[LiberalPussy]

I always liked this one...



Shame the little low budget Leo DiCaprio fella in it killed himself before 30. Did I just bring the mood down? I'm sorry I did that.

Joe Piscapo is in this movie. KIMBERLY!

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Sidekicks = drop dead Fred but with chuck norris

Wasn't that guy from The Young Ones in Drop Dead Fred?

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