Beside the visa denial, Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki is having another very good year.

[Fat little piggy]

I bet he gets more nominations and wins this year since they know he can't get in the country to attend the ceremony.

 

[Milk74]

How does someone that only edited one real book years ago keep getting nominated for yearly awards?

 

[RaggotFetard]

I hope this pompous nigger gets eaten by a lion.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Cormac McCarthy didn't win any awards for Blood Meridian. Go figger, nigure.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His award talk reminds of when Conan O’Brien was at Harvard him and his lampoon buddies thought it would be funny to make up an award and contact celebrities to see if anyone would show up to accept the fake award.

One celebrity accepted. That celebrity was Bill Cosby because he took any award he got as very serious and would act like Ooga is doing here. Remember when Cosby actually wanted to be called “Dr. Cosby” because some no name school gave him an honorary doctorate award? That’s pretty much all of these awards, they mean nothing and nobody has heard of them.

Cosby did show up at the school, Conan picked him up in his dads station wagon from a private airport and brought him to a thrown together ceremony where Conan presented Cosby with a bowling trophy someone found a goodwill store. Cosby didn’t get it was all a joke.

Don’t believe me?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

His award talk reminds of when Conan O’Brien was at Harvard him and his lampoon buddies thought it would be funny to make up an award and contact celebrities to see if anyone would show up to accept the fake award.

One celebrity accepted. That celebrity was Bill Cosby because he took any award he got as very serious and would act like Ooga is doing here. Remember when Cosby actually wanted to be called “Dr. Cosby” because some no name school gave him an honorary doctorate award? That’s pretty much all of these awards, they mean nothing and nobody has heard of them.

Cosby did show up at the school, Conan picked him up in his dads station wagon from a private airport and brought him to a thrown together ceremony where Conan presented Cosby with a bowling trophy someone found a goodwill store. Cosby didn’t get it was all a joke.

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Niggers do the darndest things

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Niggers do the darndest things

Bill actually raped 12 Harvard coeds that night.

 

[AliceWorquer]

How does someone that only edited one real book years ago keep getting nominated for yearly awards?

Nobody really reads his garbage. That's the only explanation I can think of. He shops his scant output around to contests. SFWA Liberal types see his headshot and unpronounceable name and ponderously afrocentric titles and they vote for him out of pity disguised as a political statement. Its fucking hilarious to see them treat him with kid gloves in interviews. The interview where he was talking about his writing process had me howling. At one point the broad asking questions said something to the effect of "you write everything on your phone? I'll have to try that sometime"

 

[Hudson]

Nobody really reads his garbage. That's the only explanation I can think of. He shops his scant output around to contests. SFWA Liberal types see his headshot and unpronounceable name and ponderously afrocentric titles and they vote for him out of pity disguised as a political statement. Its fucking hilarious to see them treat him with kid gloves in interviews. The interview where he was talking about his writing process had me howling. At one point the broad asking questions said something to the effect of "you write everything on your phone? I'll have to try that sometime"

If I was him, I would be angry with all of the pandering from these virtue signalling chuds. It's like they treat him like he's a retarded child solely because he's a person of color.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nobody really reads his garbage. That's the only explanation I can think of. He shops his scant output around to contests. SFWA Liberal types see his headshot and unpronounceable name and ponderously afrocentric titles and they vote for him out of pity disguised as a political statement. Its fucking hilarious to see them treat him with kid gloves in interviews. The interview where he was talking about his writing process had me howling. At one point the broad asking questions said something to the effect of "you write everything on your phone? I'll have to try that sometime"

The interviews with him are hilarious, tells people if a publisher asks for X amount of words give them much less because that’s all he can do and they have to deal with it. Says he rarely ever writes and that’s ok because he’s told himself already amazing.

“You’re up late.
No, I’m down early”

Complete shit.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Plus it was a bountiful year, the crickets,locust and termites were exceptionally fat

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I'll tell you an award he'll never be nominated for on any continent: Employee of the Month.

 

[Opesterino]

shouldnt he be banned off twitter ?

 

[AliceWorquer]

If I was him, I would be angry with all of the pandering from these virtue signalling chuds. It's like they treat him like he's a retarded child solely because he's a person of color.

I thought he just had a good grift going at first and I couldn't even hate him for it. If cat ladies want to give him cash for no reason then that's their problem. Nigerians love scammin, its their baseball. Then I realized he doesn't notice the pandering white people and actually thinks he is a genius.

 

[guest]

He needs a Goodyear tire hung around his neck

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He always has to list off his resume to get those gibs. Last year he was getting free meals in all the local hotspots and given free room and board. Hows the temperature in the fly infested internet cafe you are posting from?

 

[Eugene]

Another respectable and legitimate reward for the esteemed compilation "writer".

Found on the Opie and Anthony board on Nairaland.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Someone I work with just got his full green card last month. This person has

- An MBA from a top school
- 10+ difficult certifications including a PMP
- Over 30 years of experience working for top companies in the US in a challenging, highly-specialized field
- Is actively scouted nonstop by companies worldwide.
- Very wealthy

And he was worried the whole time because the green card process is so difficult. Unless you find yourself a @Rutherford_b_Blaze for a greencard sham marriage, there is no easy way to get a legal US greencard. Ooga Booga better plan on marrying a catlady if he ever wants to get here again.

How many Best Writer merit awards did he get at college though?

 

[guest]

Someone I work with just got his full green card last month. This person has

- An MBA from a top school
- 10+ difficult certifications including a PMP
- Over 30 years of experience working for top companies in the US in a challenging, highly-specialized field
- Is actively scouted nonstop by companies worldwide.
- Very wealthy

And he was worried the whole time because the green card process is so difficult. Unless you find yourself a @Rutherford_b_Blaze for a greencard sham marriage, there is no easy way to get a legal US greencard. Ooga Booga better plan on marrying a catlady if he ever wants to get here again.

You dont see the scam in making talent jump through ridicilous hoops but for Pedro, all he has to do is make sure his tacos don't get soggy when crossing the Rio Grande? Of course you don't.

Also, people use this mentally ill brother to unleash their (blue collar) frustrations masked as racism. Nigerian-Americans on average have more credentials and higher income than the average brotherman. Let's be real for a moment. All this ooga booga stuff does not apply to Nigerians (a 1.7 GPA from a nigerian school would be better than a Wisconsin one, because Nigerian education follows the British, GCSE model, which is superior to the American).