He's short enough that he can do it standing up, brother.
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Ben Dovid - explain how you make a living
- Thread starter Sam Bankman-Fried
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Enjoy prison.
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I love a brotherman that can take a joke!
You'd do well at the cellar table, funster!
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I know we get a little loose with the comedic premises around here but a Jew doing something for free is getting pretty far out there
It says “Jack Antonoff” so it’s definitely you.
you're being a cunt to the only person who's politely engaging with you. you need to stop being such a smug, insufferable twat, daniel. you've not at all earned the level of arrogance you assert
He's jewish. He can't help it.
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I like how you all are cunts to me 25/8 but now you're upset I'm not nicer to you??? lmao. Eat shit you stupid fuck.
Ugh.
His kind love to exaggerate the numbers. Maybe he’s just adjusting for inflation.
Your place of employment will be found soon enough (if it exists). People here are pretty good at that. Then I suspect complaints will be made from emails like [email protected] and [email protected]
Your employers and supervisors (if they exist) will have all their information found and all of a sudden your boss’ great uncle’s funeral rememberance page will have posts from “Daniel Kurlan” “Diana Orbani” etc. the posts will almost certainly reference the holocaust.
Patrick is boring, repetitive and broken . Moo has thrown in the towel. Nana is dying.
You’re all that’s left Dovid. I don’t even mind ya. Listened to a Danny Ross compilation the other day—you’re a funny guy. But I don’t have an issue with any of the above either!
Your employers and supervisors (if they exist) will have all their information found and all of a sudden your boss’ great uncle’s funeral rememberance page will have posts from “Daniel Kurlan” “Diana Orbani” etc. the posts will almost certainly reference the holocaust.
Patrick is boring, repetitive and broken . Moo has thrown in the towel. Nana is dying.
You’re all that’s left Dovid. I don’t even mind ya. Listened to a Danny Ross compilation the other day—you’re a funny guy. But I don’t have an issue with any of the above either!
If there was only some way for you to avoid all this, kikester.
Don’t you get it? He has to post here because we talk about him. But him posting here causes us to talk about him, so he has to post here. But him posting here causes us to talk about him, so he has to post here. And him posting here…
re-read very carefully what it is I called you out on, you simple-minded tosser
Why does Danny gotta gaslight us like this? Very short, bald and bad at Guitar Hero of him.
We don’t trust Dan Loss here. That’s probably true about Derosa but never trust him.
Derosa may have no shoulders and makes sandwiches for a living, but he's never fucked a baby and ate it, brother.
@BenDovid why are you a violent baby rapist cannibal, kikester?
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I’m sure de Rosa is a great sandwich artist.
With having no shoulders, he slides himself inside the bread to break it in. You don't get that quality at a regular deli, brother.