Being single sucks...

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

With that said, I am going to prove that I'm an even bigger faggot...

I like to flirt, I like to be romantic, I like making women laugh. I like cooking a nice dinner for a women and get ready for this...I'M A SEX HAVER!

Yes, I don't like to gloat, but not only am I an awesome date, but I'm also good in the sack.

While I enjoy the fellas poker game every couple of months, I REALLY enjoy a good date night.

When a women comes over she's going to have a bottle of nice wine ready with a cheese tray to boot. She'll enjoy that while I finish up making dinner. After we're done eating we play some type of card/board game or watch a movie. At some point I'll spontaneously go down on her. After that she'll do whatever I want sexually.

That's a perfect night for me, so yes I prefer that to a night of drinking with one of my buddy's that just wants to bitch about their fat wives, work, or sports. My other really good friend just wants to rant about women being cunts because he can't get one.

When you treat a women the way I do you don't have to hear them talk. They don't want to talk about typical women shit. They barely want to talk at all. They're on cloud 9 and simply want to listen to you talk. Laugh at your jokes

If I ever suggested playing a board game with a woman my age they'd be like "Oh great. You're gay."

 

[Pat the Simp]

You should find a woman that can name 5 breakfast cereals. Bonus points if she venerates the entrepreneur.

 

[analeggsalad]

It depends. I know this guy who was doing alright, getting laid semi-regularly, but he yearned for a "life partner", someone he could "start a family" with and etc. So he met a girl, got stars in his eyes after he banged her a few times, then proposed to her after three months, certain that she was "the one". Now, five years later, he's married to a psychotic infertile twat who cries at the drop of a hat, spends a minor fortune on stupid "vintage clothes" and lip injections and has an alcoholic mother who moved in with them. Now all he does is complain about "not having any guy friends to hang out with". It's just pathetic and sad.

why doesn't he leave her?

Lonely faggot would rather deal with that than realize nobody cares about him outside of that situation?

 

[potatopeeler63]

With that said, I am going to prove that I'm an even bigger faggot...

I like to flirt, I like to be romantic, I like making women laugh. I like cooking a nice dinner for a women and get ready for this...I'M A SEX HAVER!

Yes, I don't like to gloat, but not only am I an awesome date, but I'm also good in the sack.

While I enjoy the fellas poker game every couple of months, I REALLY enjoy a good date night.

When a women comes over she's going to have a bottle of nice wine ready with a cheese tray to boot. She'll enjoy that while I finish up making dinner. After we're done eating we play some type of card/board game or watch a movie. At some point I'll spontaneously go down on her. After that she'll do whatever I want sexually.

That's a perfect night for me, so yes I prefer that to a night of drinking with one of my buddy's that just wants to bitch about their fat wives, work, or sports. My other really good friend just wants to rant about women being cunts because he can't get one.

When you treat a women the way I do you don't have to hear them talk. They don't want to talk about typical women shit. They barely want to talk at all. They're on cloud 9 and simply want to listen to you talk. Laugh at your jokes.

You just described a normal interaction between a man and a woman. You’re not special. You’ll probably die alone, hopefully drink more tn and choke on your puke, because yes, you are in fact A faggot

 

[analeggsalad]

With that said, I am going to prove that I'm an even bigger faggot...

I like to flirt, I like to be romantic, I like making women laugh. I like cooking a nice dinner for a women and get ready for this...I'M A SEX HAVER!

Yes, I don't like to gloat, but not only am I an awesome date, but I'm also good in the sack.

While I enjoy the fellas poker game every couple of months, I REALLY enjoy a good date night.

When a women comes over she's going to have a bottle of nice wine ready with a cheese tray to boot. She'll enjoy that while I finish up making dinner. After we're done eating we play some type of card/board game or watch a movie. At some point I'll spontaneously go down on her. After that she'll do whatever I want sexually.

That's a perfect night for me, so yes I prefer that to a night of drinking with one of my buddy's that just wants to bitch about their fat wives, work, or sports. My other really good friend just wants to rant about women being cunts because he can't get one.

When you treat a women the way I do you don't have to hear them talk. They don't want to talk about typical women shit. They barely want to talk at all. They're on cloud 9 and simply want to listen to you talk. Laugh at your jokes.

You're literally homosexual. It's not even a big deal. You feel sisterhood with women, not lust. You can hide it from your family if you need to. Just do what you ahve to do brotherman. Lying to yourself and misdirecting women in the process of you confessing your tortured sexuality to yourself isn't doing you or them any good.

Women will figure it out eventually, even if they can't put it to words. It'll be the disgust they feel to you. They know.

 

[guest]

You just described a normal interaction between a man and a woman. You’re not special. You’ll probably die alone, hopefully drink more tn and choke on your puke, because yes, you are in fact A faggot

I never said I was special you nitwit. I described a perfect night for myself.

P.s.

Wtf is "tn".

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Gold/Stock talk? are you hanging out with jews?

Or AM radio hosts. Hanging with his boys Ric Edelman and Dave Ramsay.

 

[Coonskin]

I never said I was special you nitwit. I described a perfect night for myself.

P.s.

Wtf is "tn".

Maybe you're fuckin Tom Jones and can bed a nice lady every night but are you having relationships with these women or just fucking? The problems will grow the longer you hang around them and if they don't you should probably marry that girl

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Maybe I'm too young but men and women shouldn't be friends if they're not fucking. We can be friendly but between men and women I can't remember the last time a woman said something that truly wowed me or made me deeply think. It's generally not their prerogative. What you're looking for is a dude, a really autistic dude.

I think you’re too old, and you were born in the wrong generation. We say Paramore you say Nirvana etc.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Good women exist, but jokes aside, the guys here are mostly right that they're rare.

Anyone has the capability of being co-dependent - I have former friends from years back who I felt awful for their woman, because the man was hopeless without her. Full-on reliance like a mother.

And I've dated women who were far too dependent for my liking. I want an individual, with their own life, goals and interests. Don't fake shit about liking what I like - if we truly bond over the few things we have in common, I can live with what we don't. Some I'll even give a chance, the rest I'll be honest and tap out on. She has the same right as well.

Crazy as it may sound, I believe you have to find a ball-buster. Now hear me out: I don't mean an outright cunt. I mean a woman with some independence and a bit of edge, who can give back the shit to you - but is wise enough to know the line. A REAL sense of humor and a backbone goes a hell of a long way, so they can take it and give it back. It's a big reason why Gosia and I can live together - if she couldn't take my sarcasm, we'd have ended years ago. And if I couldn't take her dry humor, I would have never dated her.

Don't be like many blokes out there and settle. You'll just wish you were alone. Be open, put yourself out there, but seriously, screen who you date. And don't be afraid to jettison the scuuummmmmbbbbaaaggggs before they motherfuck you.

100% correct. Stop finding girls and find a woman that will call you on your bullshit and be able to get called on hers.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I never said I was special you nitwit. I described a perfect night for myself.

P.s.

Wtf is "tn".

You say it's a "perfect night", but I'll be damned if I saw you mention a Twix bar anywhere.