I like how he busks for loose change on a ferry 7 days a week but still pretends he has "high society gigs" that he also plays
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Beggar Joe Cumia has a business idea
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At least he was brief
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Strumming a guitar for loose change in his 60s. Nice Boxcar Willie hobo life, stupid.
Well, duh.
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There's a magical thing that happens when I read Joe's long, stupid social media ramblings. I read the whole thing and I couldn't tell you anything he wrote. Like I didn't even read it. It's like after so many times of struggling through his bullshit my brain just knows to go into standby when I start reading it now.
Joe Sr. definitely fucked over some gypsy and got a "pox on your family" curse. They're all pizza faces. Dawn and bitch-ass faggot Warren managed to break the curse by washing their faces. But not the bros and Layler.
Also, tip jars are only for panhandling bums and mom and pop takeout restaurants.
I'll never forget this fucking weiner kid working at a hoagie place one time looked so forlorn and pathetic and said "Aw, they stole my tip jar again." I laughed in his face and gave him a $2 tip.
I'll never forget this fucking weiner kid working at a hoagie place one time looked so forlorn and pathetic and said "Aw, they stole my tip jar again." I laughed in his face and gave him a $2 tip.
Isnt his tip jar a cut up 5 gallon water cooler jug?
He's 100% wrong. If I saw that tip jar, my first and only thought would be "this guy is a pitiful, sad asshole, and tipping him would only serve to further enable him". After forty-plus years of guitar playing, Joe needs to rely on strangers throwing change into a jar to pay his way. He might as well just stand at a busy intersection with a cardboard sign.
Tips is an anagram for spit. Sick dude.
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It kind of makes me feel good that when I was a shitbag barman at 21 who made £5.25 an hour plus tips 3 nights a week, sold enough pot to smoke for free and had enough time to scrape a degree and get some pussy, I was vastly more productive and successful than stupid Joe at 65 or whatever. Ha ha. Nice bum life when you should be comfortably retired, idiot.
This is so gay
Many amateur guitar hobbyists are emotionally stunted, deeply immature people, desperately trying to hold on to their glorious youth by wallowing in the music that was popular when they were young. Striking "rock star" poses, drawing titties, both perfect examples of what I mean. Most adults would be deeply embarrassed to share something like this with the world, but not Joe.
Looks like an old pretzel jug. Im sure ladies will love that. Nothing like a "tits" joke to coax money out of strangers.
You know he puts his own 10s and 20s in there thinking it will shame people into tipping bigger. Instead he hears the sound of pennies, nickles, empty gum wrappers, and pocket lint.
Someone should write “get a job” on a piece of paper and put it in there.
I know everyone gets lame when they get a certain age, but Boomers are a special breed of infuriating cringe just straight across the board.
He's even behind the subway hobos because even they have signs with their CashApp, Venmo, and PayPal info on it with QR codes and everything.
Even if he had a good night with tips, he'd barely cover the cost of the fucking guitar cables.
He's even behind the subway hobos because even they have signs with their CashApp, Venmo, and PayPal info on it with QR codes and everything.
Even if he had a good night with tips, he'd barely cover the cost of the fucking guitar cables.
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