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Before he met the group of people formally known as "pests", Patrick pretended like he was in his daughter's life. (Embarassing tweets inside)

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"Annabelle, it's time I told you about who your biological father is. His name is Patrick Tomlinson. He lives in Milwaukee and is a science fiction author."

"OK mommy."

"You want to meet him one day?"

"No, child. That is not how this works."

"What did you just say, Annabelle?"

"Do you have peanut butter in your ears mommy-child?"

"Were taking you to therapy on Monday."
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
not that we needed more evidence but this further proves that his twitter persona and his actual self are completely different, he wants to appear as.. fuck knows what
btw, pringle can's taking ade and their kids ice-skating for christmas, what you up to, tubby tits?
 
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