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Beetlejuice 2 trailer; why is Jenna in this movie?

Jenna

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I'm not gonna watch the trailer.

Did they turn Beetlejuice into a fat black woman?
Beetlejuice will suck Israel's cock. Jenna will be the main character of the movie and fuck a nigger before the credits roll.

Tim Burton has not cast a black actor in any major role since Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent in Batman because he wanted a "half whiteface" Two-Face. Then the studio said fuck that and cast Tommy Lee Jones as half-purple Two-Face anyway.
 

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Tim Burton has not cast a black actor in any major role since Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent in Batman because he wanted a "half whiteface" Two-Face. Then the studio said fuck that and cast Tommy Lee Jones as half-purple Two-Face anyway.
Tommy Lee Jones was one of the few things that was good in that movie
 

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Tommy Lee Jones was one of the few things that was good in that movie

Back in '95 I was a hardcore Jim Carrey Riddler fan, to the point that was my shitty halloween costume my poor mother made for me.

Speaking of shitty Batman movies, does anyone else remember the song "Gotham City" by R Kelly?



So they hit on "Kiss from a Rose" from Batman Forever, meanwhile R Kelly had a hit with "I Believe I Can Fly" from Space Jam, it only makes sense for R Kelly to write a song for Batman & Robin, right?

I've been dying for like Cumtown or anyone to spend 12 minutes dissecting how awful "Gotham City" is. It's R Kelly singing about how "we all need" and "can't live without" a fictional capeshit city, while riding through Times Square shirtless in a leopard print cowboy hat.

A city of justice... a city of love. A city of peace... for every one of us.
 

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Back in '95 I was a hardcore Jim Carrey Riddler fan, to the point that was my shitty halloween costume my  whore mother made for me.
Jk jk, we like to have fun here
 

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Titanic sucked. Dont be gay. Dont be a pedophile like Boq. Thanks
Jk jk, we like to have fun here

I get it, but it's like Disney paying Adele to write a 100% serious power ballad about Alderaan. Even when I was a kid thinking Titanic was the best movie ever made I still recognized how corny and cheesy this fucking song was.
 

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Marketing really had to go with the sad, slow cover of "Day O" for the trailer? Yeah that was great in 2010 when Social Network did the sad, slow cover of "Creep" in their trailer.
Pretty sure it's meant as a gag here since the children's choir sing it at a funeral.
 

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i would love to see Jenna Ortega and Syndey Sweeny suck on each others tongues, child
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