"Been in Milwaukee for 13 years and ready to go bigger."

[iBangedQuasi]

does this mean hes gonna to leave the airbnb life behind?

Ain't no way he's giving up $100,000+ passive income.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

California Dreamin' because he thinks his frivolous lawsuit is going to make him a millionaire.

God I'd love it if he moved to LA.

 

[CompoundBasement]

God I'd love it if he moved to LA.

He's such a retarded, small town hayseed that L.A. would eat him alive. Not to mention how bad he is with money, he'd burn through his entire frivolous lawsuit windfall in fewer than six months.

 

[RickReternal]

I wonder how Pat would do in Portland. Absolutely horrific politics that are in line with his own, but lots of crime and people much, much richer than Pat could dream of being. Could be funny.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Some people become the village idiot. Others become the small town drunk you want to avoid. Pat's become the mid-size city idiot.

Intriguing twist. I don't know how he'll be able to afford a decent house in Chicago. Maybe they're going to downsize and move to some beaner-infested neighborhood in Irving Park. They'll do it under an LLC and then he'll be unable to resist the temptation to take a million selfies and someone will easily triangulate his location with the blighted lavanderia in the background.

Irving Park is nice, stupid. Hell, Jeff Tweedy lives there. You’re thinking of Pilsen, or Little Village for beaners.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I wonder how Pat would do in Portland. Absolutely horrific politics that are in line with his own, but lots of crime and people much, much richer than Pat could dream of being. Could be funny.

Isn't that where Butter Knife Nokes lives?

 

[DMbA]

I wonder how Pat would do in Portland. Absolutely horrific politics that are in line with his own, but lots of crime and people much, much richer than Pat could dream of being. Could be funny.

anyone remember the story of some niglets robbed his old samsung and he didnt call the cops? i wonder if it was even a real story he probably traded it in

 

[firstimelongtime]

God I'd love it if he moved to LA.

...and found out that a lot of it's... kinda gross. Needs a fucking power washing. Even Santa Monica, which I like (shout out Chez Jays, shout out Oceana!).

 

[Stent]

Pat is in Britain hearing about all the nogs turning up in boats being given free food, money, hotel rooms and medical care. Even the police arrest people for being mean on social media. Enter London Pat. He can't lose!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Oh he's gone bigger alright

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

pat failed at being the Big Fish in a small pond of his hometown, he failed at being a big fish in the medium pond of milwaukee, so now he's trying to substitute actual achievement for just living in a better city to pretend his career developed and he's moving up as an author and comic.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat and Niki have no reason to live in Milwaukee, he doesn’t have a job and her job is all online. The only reason they are where they are is because Lynne has to keep an eye on her retard daughter and her man baby husband.

I knew this mess of a girl years ago that was supported by her family / government programs / etc. and she got so used to it she figured she could move down to Tampa, FL with her FOUR KIDS (all 7 and younger) and survive working a customer service job that paid 32k a year. Her family of course said no way as they weren’t going to pay to support her to live in fl just because she wanted to live in FL but she did it anyway thinking they would cave and start paying for her if she moved there. They didn’t and she moved there and back in a month. Lynne won’t pay to fund their layabout lifestyles unless they are close by.

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Get a job, you fat fuck.