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Been drinking and fuck it ama

Thread starter Cptbaldopie
Start date Dec 30, 2023

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Dec 30, 2023

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Ace Orenstein said:
You think I’m handsome, don’t you?

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Fucking kike

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Dec 31, 2023

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Cptbaldopie said:
Fucking kike

How’s bumfuck Arizona?

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And what are we drinking tonight

Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated

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Why haven't you tuned into boq's stream?

chocolatehellhole

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BUBBLERS REVENGE said:
Why haven't you tuned into boq's stream?

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Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏

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Been fucking and drink it ama

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By "drink it" I mean cum

chocolatehellhole

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Cptbaldopie

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Quasimoto said:
And what are we drinking tonight

Last night was a bottle of Evan Williams a co worker got me for Christmas. Ya know gut rot shit

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Quasimoto said:
How’s bumfuck Arizona?

Honestly not bad. First couple of months were rough. No freinds no family tried starting my own business and failed new pollen and allergies fucking rough. After than not bad. Been slowly making friends and just adjusted to a slow pace of life.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Has your friend whose boyfriend killed himself come to terms with the fact that it was 100% her fault yet?

Sorry missed this one last night. Not sure. She's in rehab and doesn't have phone privileges at the moment

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Stent said:
Been fucking and drink it ama

By "drink it" I mean cum

This fucker could front gorgoroth.

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint

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Who you think is a better bottom Jennifer S Tomlinson-Robinson or JoeH Colleen Cumia who put moths in his sleeping little brothers underwear?

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CHH Brother said:
Do you think Boq is an actual child molester based on the pictures of bruised children in his living room?

Based on his nationally. Had a Somali neighbor he grew up in England but would visit from time to time. Said it smells like goat piss and diesel. He despised going there

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GloryHoleTorqueH said:
Who you think is a better bottom Jennifer S Tomlinson-Robinson or JoeH Colleen Cumia who put moths in his sleeping little brothers underwear?

Joe would just cry and take it. Piggy boy would at least yell out stlaker the whole time.

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Cptbaldopie said:
Joe would just cry and take it. Piggy boy would at least yell out stlaker the whole time.

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