Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
You see kids, back in the day a busty lady would run onto the field and kiss players. She was known as the 'kissing bandit', it was a different time. Not like today where they would twerk and wipe their pussy juice on a players bat, while shouting their OF handle.