"Beautiful work P@t! That came out great!"

[BUBBLER]

I can't

The proper thing to do would be to slap her across the face

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine someone you just met simultaneously being your best friend (I’m confused). If true, maybe he really is retarded.

Really shows how much of a friendless loser he is - his best friend was someone he met online on a forum. He made it sound like he knew him better than almost anyone else. If he wasn’t already married I bet he would have had him as his best man.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I still can't believe Ade decided to shack up with PCJ after meeting him for the first time at that convention. Like what happened when the convention ended? Ade texted him behind Rick's back and they fell in love? The timeline is so fucky.

When she was on his lap his anaconda was purring and her cold unsatisfied vagina awoke with such a hunger she made a meeting happen.

 

[Username]

Really shows how much of a friendless loser he is - his best friend was someone he met online on a forum. He made it sound like he knew him better than almost anyone else. If he wasn’t already married I bet he would have had him as his best man.

He genuinely can’t tell the difference between a friend, acquaintance and someone whos working and has to tolerate him.

The bartenders at any dive he drinks at are his friends. In high school the secretary was his best friend. He even calls that fat “hacker” his friend even though they’ve never met.

He’s very fat is what I’m getting at, delusional too

 

[Random username]

Imagine someone you just met simultaneously being your best friend (I’m confused). If true, maybe he really is retarded.

Maybe? Where have you been? This isn't even a top five of his retardation.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He genuinely can’t tell the difference between a friend, acquaintance and someone whos working and has to tolerate him.

The bartenders at any dive he drinks at are his friends. In high school the secretary was his best friend. He even calls that fat “hacker” his friend even though they’ve never met.

He’s very fat is what I’m getting at, delusional too

Same with his twitter - he considers anyone that follows him his friend (I have friends all over the world, child) yet he seems to always be alone when out in public.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Imagine letting your wife sit on the lap of a man you just met

His hands are on her hips and thighs, too. Meanwhile Pat is two feet away and standing like he's posing for a cast photo for the H.M.S. Pinafore.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Maybe? Where have you been? This isn't even a top five of his retardation.

Oh I meant Down’s syndrome 0-60 affection.

Pats always been very special though, you’re right.

 

[MonsterSteve]

7.5" Magellin? Seems small

 

[JebJoh]

He said he was very good friends with PCJ but they had never met - only had talked on that forum. Think about that - we goof on each other for posting on this forum but I’m pretty sure nobody thinks of the people that post here as very good or close friends. I think that’s also why he hates this place - it’s another forum and forums make him very angry because a forum stole his first wife.

Makes sense why he wants this place to be gone - he’s afraid someone here will take Niki from him.

That’d be the best bit ever. One of you should steal his other wife. But this time you get her pregnant.

 

[Agent Smith]

The timeline is so fucky.

It's really not. You see, she was giant whore married to a baby-dicked faggot and John had a huge cock.

 

[1073waaf]

"7.5 inches"

Jon being modest as usual.

He was describing the diameter.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

7.5" Magellin? Seems small

I always wondered if he named his member. Let's be honest, his penis is probably only in the high end of above average range, and not as freakish as we make it out to be. Definitely 2-3 times the size of pat's.

 

[BoringFaggot]

I always wondered if he named his member. Let's be honest, his penis is probably only in the high end of above average range, and not as freakish as we make it out to be. Definitely 2-3 times the size of pat's.

Fucking faggot.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Fucking faggot.

Who, me?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Who, me?

No, the eskimo behind you...

 

[chewtoyrapist]

No, the eskimo behind you...

Oh, hey abe... wait, he isn't here!

 

[Kurt_Love]

Same with his twitter - he considers anyone that follows him his friend (I have friends all over the world, child) yet he seems to always be alone when out in public.

He has no friends and isn't invited to family gatherings. He thought the biggest burn he could give Josiah was lying that he was about to get back to his huge gathering of friends that Josiah has never experienced.

 

[Guff]

Imagine looking back at your life and realizing a couple of forum owners are your nemeses.

I imagine I’d be quite fat.

 

[Lunkhead]

He has no friends and isn't invited to family gatherings. He thought the biggest burn he could give Josiah was lying that he was about to get back to his huge gathering of friends that Josiah has never experienced.

And yet he gets "dozens of text messages from friends and family" wishing him a happy birthday...along with "prezzies"? As a 42 year old man? Something's not adding up!