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Battle Of The Backyards, Fire Pit Edition: EVS VS Pat

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Who has a nicer outdoor space?

EVS
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VS Pat
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Call me a classless rube, but I'd genuinely rather sit around a fire pit instead of a fancy outdoor fireplace. Clearly not Pat's, but you know. I'm all in wit da EVS but there's something gay to me about a fireplace outside.
What if its a firepit that is too close to dwellings so you can never actually start a fire in it legally?
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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EVS literally lives like a gentleman, Pat lives like a nigger welfare bum.
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Very nice but I wonder if Ethan has considered adding a giant plastic dinosaur by the pool. It really adds a touch of class and definitely doesn't make you look like a nigger rich, wop piece of trash to the neighbors.
 
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