Bands people like but you think they're gay

[sorchEDearth]

Maybe that's the secret to life: you go up to girls and ask if they want to join your band and be famous, they say yes... and then you fuck them.

Or y'know be of the social rank/physical attractiveness level where women of high caliber beg to sleep with you.

With every comment, you're acting more and more like a Tomlinson-level boomer queer.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You're really not disproving my theory about metalhead being overcompensating faggots.

Yes I am, child.

On the music end I like Bach, Wagner, Shostakovich, Brotzmann, Moondog, Van Morrison, and Charles Ives the most.

Okay... you're a faggot.

Or y'know be of the social rank/physical attractiveness level where women of high caliber beg to sleep with you.

Like being a musician in a band? That sort of thing?

 

[sorchEDearth]

Yes I am, child.


Okay... you're a faggot.


Like being a musician in a band? That sort of thing?

Groupies are not high-caliber.

Van Morrison is the only name you recognized? Pathetic.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Groupies are not high-caliber.

Van Morrison is the only name you recognized? Pathetic.

Groupies are not high-caliber? Compared to what, other women? They're all cunts including my mother and the Virgin Mary herself.

And yes, child, I recognized Bach, Wagner etc. and while it's not gay to listen to them, it's pretentious to say that that's the music you listen to and you're above other music. But then you buried yourself by saying that you like Van Morrison.

BROWN EYED GIRL SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

 

[sorchEDearth]

Groupies are not high-caliber? Compared to what, other women? They're all cunts including my mother and the Virgin Mary herself.

And yes, child, I recognized Bach, Wagner etc. and while it's not gay to listen to them, it's pretentious to say that that's the music you listen to and you're above other music. But then you buried yourself by saying that you like Van Morrison.

BROWN EYED GIRL SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

Brown Eyed Girl is an awful song.

High-caliber women are slaves.

 

[bombvest]

You're really not disproving my theory about metalhead being overcompensating faggots.

I livestream my murders.

On the music end I like Bach, Wagner, Shostakovich, Brotzmann, Moondog, Van Morrison, and Charles Ives the most.

Wagner. I blast wagner while I hot karl my niece. good shit.

 

[Udders]

When I was young, everyone loved Rage Against The Machine. I like a lot of metal and rock, but couldn’t fucking stand them.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm okay with SOAD because I liked them as a kid and Toxicity sort of holds up, but that Daron guy is a major faggot.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'm okay with SOAD because I liked them as a kid and Toxicity sort of holds up, but that Daron guy is a major faggot.

Oof, maybe the older stuff is ok, but their newer stuff is naht good

 

[alkiefuck2]

What if your band is just you and a bunch of girls, and you just fuck them and don't release any music, and the band's called "Me + Some Cunts"?


Dude if you don't like 80s Megadeth you're a queer. Music about killing people and nuclear annihilation is based and that's all people should listen to; there's literally no reason to listen to anything else.

one day i'll get into megadeth, love the music but can't stand mustaine's voice

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Oof, maybe the older stuff is ok, but their newer stuff is naht good

You're not wrong.

one day i'll get into megadeth, love the music but can't stand mustaine's voice

It's an acquired taste for some.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I love half of the bands listed here so
Im gonna sit this one out.

 

[HatRemovalService]

the doors

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

If I had to take out all gay musicians from my playlist, I would pretty much just be listening to Mother by Danzig on repeat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine Dragons and Muse. I also felt Radiohead were a bit overrated but that might be from their fans being so pretentious.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I would say sublime. Most bands I can find at least one song that I enjoy.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[potatopeeler63]

Imagine my shock TEE HEE

Imagine being a married man with a kid, yet you like to suck cock and get creampied in the ass sometimes.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I would say sublime. Most bands I can find at least one song that I enjoy.

I think I hate sublime fans more than the band. Just gross dirty white guys with dreadlocks.