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Blades of Glory [Blu-ray]: Amazon.co.uk: Poehler, Amy: DVD & Blu-ray
 

Coonskin

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let me see if I actually remember this properly. He pumps off so much that when his mom takes away his laptop he starts borrowing his girlfriends phone, so he can pump off at swimming practice. She catches him, and when word gets out, the bullies beat him up for pumping off too much, the bullies who introduced him to pumping off at the start of the movie. He has a realization that he needs to stop pumping off and fantasizes about his mother instead.

It's just like, it's like remembering a dream, it doesn't make sense.

Yeah he went to the cool kids party where they’re drinking in the basement watching soft core pornography. The ending where he tries to drown himself and then starts swimming again for some reason is the best
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Yeah he went to the cool kids party where they’re drinking in the basement watching soft core pornography. The ending where he tries to drown himself and then starts swimming again for some reason is the best
He thinks about his mom swimming. She was the champion swimmer. And he swears of pumping off cuz he has mom on his mind now.
 

Turk February

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Hate to be a pretentious art fag, but Mr oizo directed a movie called "Wrong" that I watched and went meh, and haven't stopped thinking about since I watched it for like more than 2 days. I think it's considered a bad movie just for being so wrong headed trying to be profound but its certainly stuck with me. Great soundtrack too.
 

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Lockout

Guy Pearce is a former soldier framed for treason. He gets the slate wiped clean if he goes on a mission to save the president’s daughter who is currently trapped at a super max prison that the prisoners have taken over… in space.
 
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My favorite lifetime movie about a teenage boy who ruins his life looking at internet porn

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Forgot about this. The budget Linkin Park soundtrack to show the angst and tension during his whacking off montages was hilarious. Haven't seen it but there's another Lifetime movie about a woman that gets knocked up in a coma called "I Woke Up Pregnant" that's supposed to be pretty funny.
 

Turk February

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Forgot about this. The budget Linkin Park soundtrack to show the angst and tension during his whacking off montages was hilarious. Haven't seen it but there's another Lifetime movie about a woman that gets knocked up in a coma called "I Woke Up Pregnant" that's supposed to be pretty funny.
Omg I totally forgot 2 things. 1 definitely the soundtrack. 2 is there's just a girl in his school that does porn and everyone is okay with it but everyone hates him for pumping off too much.
 
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let me see if I actually remember this properly. He pumps off so much that when his mom takes away his laptop he starts borrowing his girlfriends phone, so he can pump off at swimming practice. She catches him, and when word gets out, the bullies beat him up for pumping off too much, the bullies who introduced him to pumping off at the start of the movie. He has a realization that he needs to stop pumping off and fantasizes about his mother instead.

It's just like, it's like remembering a dream, it doesn't make sense.
I gotta find and watch this shit lol
 
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