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not enough pistachios
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Bacon, Egg and Cheese
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Why does he always throw a cinnamon stick in food pics? Does he think it makes the dish look classier?
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The ones with the emojis is the best.
No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…
Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.
I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…
A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.
If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.
(No offense AIDS patients….)
Goal- 210lbs...
PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
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Just a few fresh herbs would be a much better garnish, and the fact that he never seems to have any on hand only helps to make his farmer-chef larp that much more preposterous. He clearly doesn't grow or cook anything outside of what he stages for Xeets, and even those are suspicious.
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Did you hear this tangenially?
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Nice hamburger bun, stupid. Wheres da fawkin roll?
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Sorry, sir. I had two leftover brioche buns so I improvised. Hadn’t had any nice heavy breakfast food in a long time.
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You are forgiven, sinkster.
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I dunno, the sandwich looks great but where's all your cat fur?
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Sorry, I’m a heterosexual
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What an ass
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Nice laminate countertop from the 80s, grandpa
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Just a guess, but he probably puts the cinnamon stick there because it's a garnish that comes with a brandy hot toddy. The places that are considered high end in Wisconsin sell a ton of them on Sunday mornings. Bloody Marys come in a 2 gallon glass with a bunch of gross food like beef sticks and shrimp crammed into it, so after he drinks eats all of that he steals a cinnamon stick off another table to take home and pose next to his revolting food so he can look classy too.