Bacon, Egg and Cheese

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Day one of a fat fuck diet.

#AnyoneCanDoIt #Heavenly #Ruizing

 

[Random username]

Is that a cinnamon stick?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Is that a cinnamon stick?

Yes child, it’s called garnish. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

No corn?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Is that a cinnamon stick?

This is a Patrick reference, child.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Was that cooked in a tajine? I hear that’s the best way to cook things

 

[kingship75]

Where are the almonds and bespoke knife?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Nice non particle board cabinets with fancy quartz counter tops and a tile backsplash, stupid.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Yes child, it’s called garnish. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

what do you do with it? (I probably shouldn't ask)... can you eat it whole & do an erock impression?

 

[NoBacon]

No bacon egg cheese on a roll this morning.

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time

 

[Nick Gerlips]

That looks tasty. Better than anything pat has whipped up.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Where are the almonds and bespoke knife?

I’m not that advanced yet

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Missing three leaves of spinach

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Nice unmelted slice of colby jack, stupid.

 

[RickReternal]

I bet all of your cabinets have doors, too, Mr. Fancypants?

(Would crush that sandwich, looks good.)

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Nice unmelted slice of colby jack, stupid.

Yeah you’re right, I put the whole thing in the oven for a minute after I took the picture

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Yeah you’re right, I put the whole thing in the oven for a minute after I took the picture

I would still crush the sandwhich, any condiments on that? My go to is brown mustard.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I would still crush the sandwhich, any condiments on that? My go to is brown mustard.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Looks delicious brothaman but a bit heavy for me as a breakfast food. As an occasional treat, there’s nothing better.

I hope as you were enjoying this, you were thinking of stupid Joseph as he mumbled and fumbled his way through the People’s Court appearance. Maybe you even did a small (and gay) happy dance after you had your first bite:

 

[Chive Turkey]

Bacon egg and cheese - COMP'D

Breakfast tea - SORT'D

Butter knife - UP DE ASSSS