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Backyard renovations

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Stent said:
He has to document all these things online because he's not a father who can do it with his child there watching him. On his death bed he will instruct the nurse to write down his twitter password for his daughter to carry on in his name. The nurse will assume he's delusional and not bother.
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The real problem with his public scrap-booking is that it's incomplete. We don't get to see photo's of the rash from the pesticide chairs or the shitty root-bound veggies from his L-shaped garden border. The dead lizard, his book sales. That's all shit he refuses to share AND we can't trust him to be honest about it on Twitter. This is why people go to his house and investigate his records. It's the only way to verify what really happened.

Way to arouse our curiosity, fatso.
 
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Dryer vent needs cleaning, Piggy. That's a fire hazard.
And what kind of white trash shit is that? You just knocked out a window pane and ran the dryer vent out of that? Do better, Pig. Quasi has to sell that place after he throws you bums out. Think of the resale value.
 
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He’s acting like this is some huge feat of physical labor. Mainly because he’s so fat by the first nail hammered he’s out of breath and gets Niki to help him.
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He does all these same tasks every year. The weeds in the bricks, the planting of a seasonal garden. Id hardly call chairs and a box planter made out of literal garbage a "renovation". Other than that its standard stuff that if he actually stayed on top of it, it wouldnt be a task that takes a week to complete.
 
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Dryer vent needs cleaning, Piggy. That's a fire hazard.
And what kind of white trash shit is that? You just knocked out a window pane and ran the dryer vent out of that? Do better, Pig. Quasi has to sell that place after he throws you bums out. Think of the resale value.
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Look at the shitty cable wiring. All aimless and sloppy. He has cable internet AND TV. Cuz he's a "stealthy" geek.
 
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