Backyard renovations

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No doubt he painted over the rust

 

[Turd]

Wow you painted something bro, congrats. Your daughter is on her 3rd dad.

 

[RobertMewler]

It's like putting lipstick on a pig...




...or pepperoni factory doors.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

It's the color of his niggeroni

It's good advertisement

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No doubt he painted over the rust

Why sand the surface rust when you can just cover it up and pretend it isnt there?

 

[CompoundBasement]

His dopey frump wife did that.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Wow you painted something bro, congrats. Your daughter is on her 3rd dad.

Really just dad #2.

 

[guest]

Where’s his faggot fuck splinter chairs?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Why'd he tape it up so much?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lmao you did it wrong again, fat boy.

 

[Guest]

Why sand the surface rust when you can just cover it up and pretend it isnt there?

This feels like a metaphor

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

If he lives in the bottom section of the hovel, he must be doing this to sell the property. Presumably, somebody renting out the top floor wouldn’t care about the colour of the basement door?

 

[Milk74]

Painting a door hardly qualifies as a "renovation"
Plus it's only mid June and this lazy shit says things are wrapping up despite the obvious 20 other projects that need doing?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

If he lives in the bottom section of the hovel, he must be doing this to sell the property. Someone renting out the top floor wouldn’t care about the colour of the basement door?

They really can't sell it. They owe over $54k and don't have that much equity in the hovel. They're pretty screwed financially unless 'Mama' 'Cunt' Lynne Robinson bails them out.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Nice choosing Republican red, fat

 

[Stent]

This year's backyard renovations. He painted over a rusty door and rearranged some pallets into something less valuable and useful. What a year!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This year's backyard renovations. He painted over a rusty door and rearranged some pallets into something less valuable and useful. What a year!

All he did was standard homeowner maintenance.

 

[guest]

Do you think he painted it while it was closed and now there is paint drying in the center seam? So when he goes to open it a long strip of paint peels off?

 

[Stent]

All he did was standard homeowner maintenance.

He has to document all these things online because he's not a father who can do it with his child there watching him. On his death bed he will instruct the nurse to write down his twitter password for his daughter to carry on in his name. The nurse will assume he's delusional and not bother.