Aziz Ansari married a hot forensic data scientist.

[RealTonySchiavone]

Seriously, imagine an Indian guy sticking their finger in your mouth. Like you go to yawn and he just lays his finger flat on your tongue and runs it forward. I might kill myself if that happened to me.

If that's not making you want to throw up, scroll up and look at this hairy little rapist's oily, shit-colored skin while you imagine it.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

In my latest livestream, I had to go downstairs because of Mrs Boq's snoring, yet you can still hear Mrs Boq snoring from upstairs lol, dat sleep apnea...ole' considerate Boq is considerate <3

Obstructive Sleep Apnea and Obesity: Implications for Public Health - PMC

Obstructive sleep apnea (OSA) is a global disease with a rising incidence along with its comorbidities, especially with metabolic syndrome. One of the main components contributing to sleep apnea is obesity; as well as diabetes mellitus type 2 ...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Reminds me of that couple I see on Facebook sometimes where the guy is in a wheelchair and a complete fucking contorted mess and the wife is some cute blonde chick who does that thing where she takes his hand and leads him along like they're going on an adventure while the guy looks like he's near death.