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Do have fun, children
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dis niggas car is rusty
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He crashed this January? Who could have saw that coming? Turns out rear wheel drive cars with no body weight and a drunk driver aren't the safest thing to drive in the snow. Too bad he didn't go through windshield
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In 2019 he damaged the front-end, quarter panel, wheels, and windshield. Drinky got into a head-on collision sounds like.
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How does a fat guy that doesn’t have to commute to a job put so many miles on that Barbie car?
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January 23rd damage report was right after ConFusion in Michigan
Prongay, comment?
Prongay, comment?
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I have a 2008 Mustang V6 with only 80500. And i have used it for my work commute.
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The January 23, 2023 details say that he damaged the front, left, and right sides as well as the bumper and grille. My initial thought is he hit a deer. I've hit a few in my day and they'll mess up that much but it would be minor. I never reported any of mine back in the day because I drove shitboxes and just fixed it myself. But I could see why a gearhead like Pat would want his classic car fixed by a professional and would report it to his insurance.
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Probably too poor to afford flights, too stupid to realise it costs more to drive across multiple states. This guy apparently travels to every Brewers spring training game remember. He also went on that gay cross country journey with Niki a couple of years ago.
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I think he drives out to his bumpkin parents frequently too. He’s got NOTHING but time. Probably has a little schedule of weekly hour+ drives that, astonishingly, he conceals from X.
Kyle comes to him, though, of course. He’s the little brother.
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He treats this piece of shit like it's vintage but he bought it used 4 years after what is probably a lease by some stupid chick with bad tattoos and dyed hair
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Pat was too scared to post about his recent collision. He only posted about the new bumper after it was repaired and tried to down play it. I wonder if details of that crash are public knowledge. Would there be a police report that goes into more detail?
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3 owners? Lol. Was this known before? What a piece of shit. Nice 2 drink driving fender benders in 4 years, you fucking fat idiot
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The only accident I've ever been in, I got rear ended and I couldn't have done anything about it. It fucked my day up. If Pat can't drive, maybe he shouldn't.
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Just cover him in lard and let the kids chase him. He'll get anywhere in no time.
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If its minor cosmetic collision, just file the claim and pocket the check ...why put a new bumper on that shitbox?
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Nice jalopy, stupid.