Audrey from twin peaks and meeeee!

[guest]

hi FAGGOTS, I met Audrey from twin peaks at the Aria brehs!!! Said she was used to talking to guys who are 4'9"... Lotta short guys in Hollywood!

Tried to invite myself back to her hotel room but our schedules clashed. No shit!

 

[guest]

Bump. This was funny. Sniff.

 

[Fishing Bird]

I met Sherilyn Fenn at a comic con and when I went to leave she asked hold hands and pray.

 

[Meownaw]

I met Sherilyn Fenn at a comic con and when I went to leave she asked hold hands and pray.

Did you pray with her?

 

[Fishing Bird]

Did you pray with her?

Yeah, we did and she said the prayer even though that’s not allowed in my Protestant church. She looked pretty barred out and was talking about how much she loved her kids and god.

 

[guest]

Yeah, we did and she said the prayer even though that’s not allowed in my Protestant church. She looked pretty barred out and was talking about how much she loved her kids and god.

What was her religion? Catholic?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I read somewhere that the Audrey subplot in "The Return" was a meta kind of deal about how difficult Sherilyn Fenn was being, and the little guy represents David Lynch. Probably bullshit.

 

[Meownaw]

I read somewhere that the Audrey subplot in "The Return" was a meta kind of deal about how difficult Sherilyn Fenn was being, and the little guy represents David Lynch. Probably bullshit.

I read that too. I also read it was about the audience. I have no idea I just remember being disturbed by her short part in it.

 

[guest]

I read somewhere that the Audrey subplot in "The Return" was a meta kind of deal about how difficult Sherilyn Fenn was being, and the little guy represents David Lynch. Probably bullshit.

I read that too. I also read it was about the audience. I have no idea I just remember being disturbed by her short part in it.

New theory... lynch knew everyone wanted cooper and Audrey to end up together. They were pissed when Audrey dated someone else.

So lynch put her with someone even less suited to her for a gag.

 

[guest]

What if it was like... Twin Freaks and they're a couple of microcephalic subhumans who are gay with their dads

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I read that too. I also read it was about the audience. I have no idea I just remember being disturbed by her short part in it.

The whole show was a deconstruction of the original TP, and Audrey's story was a deconstruction within a deconstruction. She badgers the little guy re: her story, she wallows in old TP nostalgia for a minute, then it cuts to her in clinical white, all old and tired-looking. I bet she had no idea what he was doing when he filmed her scenes.

 

[Meownaw]

What if it was like... Twin Freaks and they're a couple of microcephalic subhumans who are gay with their dads

Imagine a broken web page instead of the kiwi logo. See because it's always down....

 

[Fishing Bird]

What was her religion? Catholic?

Yeah, I think she’s Catholic or something. In my church girls can’t lead a prayer unless it’s for kids or other girls.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What if it was like... Twin Freaks and they're a couple of microcephalic subhumans who are gay with their dads

But how would you clone another Dan Mullen?