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What’s Pat going to do when Susan finally shits the bed? Will we get the debut of Scooter Pat?
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Audit of Pat's assets
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He only goes to Hoolie’s, which is within walking distance. His fat ass can walk. When it comes to cons, Niki will have to drive him in her shitbox.
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Pat’s car has had a bunch of owners, four accidents and had the interior and some windows replaced. Someone posted the VIN once. I can’t find it but I’m sure it’s worth even less than $5k.
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Yea it's called the "Save a Penny Edition".
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He can sit in that thing?
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He's probably lying but he admitted in a text, to a person who knows he has a 40k debt, that he has other investments and assets. Holy fuck is he fucking stupid. Fat, too.
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you can check the Bullit forums to get a sense of the prices, someone is asking $12k for that model but with a fraction the miles that Susan has, plus it's well kept. Susan spends every Milwaukee winter outdoors exposed to the elements because Pat is too broke to build a garage or even a car port.
susan has 165,000 miles on her in case anyone wants to make an assessment (he mentions this on the Automanic bio)
susan has 165,000 miles on her in case anyone wants to make an assessment (he mentions this on the Automanic bio)
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You just got WHEELER’D!
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I pray he will get imprisoned for lying during his debtor's examination interview if he says the opposite of what he wrote in those texts.
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I take it this type of mustang is made for midwestern rubes like pat
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You'd think if his Mustang was so cool and limited and valuable that he'd store it in a dry garage and drive it only occasionally. But here's his shitbox sitting out in the elements, not even covered, and being used as a daily driver throughout the pothole-laden streets of Milwaukee, rain or shine or snow. Fatso even had to have his cocksucking leathersmith father reupholster the seats because his fat ass distressed them too much. What a failure.
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Literally the only people I know who drive Mustangs like that are girls I went to high school with. It’s not a car that’s beloved by petrolheads. I guess it’s like Niki convincing herself that Pat was worth marrying; it’s not as if either of them had any better options.
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"You should write a book where you win."
Chapter The First - There are no Decals on a Bullitt, stlaker
Chapter The First - There are no Decals on a Bullitt, stlaker
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he just really wants someone to talk with. no one pays that stupid car any mind and the second someone brings it up it becomes his chance to gush about it. Niki is probably so fucking over hearing about him and his stupid car..
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CRY
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He lives in the Milwaukee ghetto and no nignog has ever tried to steal his car, shows how worthless it is.
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Just squint your eyes and look at the volume of messages going back and forth. It looks a lot like a conversation. I didn't even have to create a new phone number for this exchange, he just kept responding.