Audit of Pat's assets

[BudDickman]

 

[guest]

That's why it's so cool, child. Pay more for less features so I can have a car named after a movie no one remembers.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’ll care when you get arrested and sentenced to 80 million years in prison.

 

[guest]

Rick with the bulletproof I‘m rubber you’re glue defense.

 

[The Greaseman]

Don’t forget the boxes of unsold books. The paper in them is probably worth a little bit.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

KBB lists that pos,biggest bullshitter asshole ever

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat is what they call a Milwaukee Whore- no visible means of support

 

[Gay Faggot.]

KBB lists that pos,biggest bullshitter asshole ever

No child, it doesn’t. It does not have Pat’s specific serial number listed. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

“I’m not being funny, stlaker” is the most truthful thing you’ve ever said, Pat.

 

[Brooke Shields]

See most of you idiots keep telling Patrick not to respond to these texts, but if he never would have responded to this one he'd never know how deeply fucked he is financially

All Pat does is win!

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I’ll care when you get arrested and sentenced to 80 million years in prison.

6 millions at most

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No child, it doesn’t. It does not have Pat’s specific serial number listed. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

Technicality Tomlinson strikes again, they don't track his car because they can't because it has too many miles on it

 

[BudDickman]

No child, it doesn’t. It does not have Pat’s specific serial number listed. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

His car is so special that you can't appraise its value.

 

[NoBacon]

What is his car genuinely worth? I’m not a car guy but it can’t get any more than 5 grand right?

 

[guest]

Why does this retard think his mid 13 second car with 315hp is so badass?

 

[BudDickman]

What is his car genuinely worth? I’m not a car guy but it can’t get any more than 5 grand right?

If you put his VIN into CarMax, they'll offer like $4k. You can tack on about $1k for a private sale, since there is probably some retard who will buy into the Bullshit Edition stuff.

 

[guest]

Why does this retard think his mid 13 second car with 315hp is so badass?

He’s a Midwest low income rube. Whenever you see goofy movie tie-ins and wonder who even cares about that crap the answer is people like Rick. Unintelligent consumers who buy whatever is targeted at rubes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

holy autism

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It will always split my sides that he has to pretend to be in love with a shitty old Mustang because he can’t qualify for a car loan anymore with all the judgments against him and being married to a bankrupt.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

What is his car genuinely worth? I’m not a car guy but it can’t get any more than 5 grand right?

Ford put out tons of "special edition" Mustangs. The great majority of them aren't worth shit. Pat's is one of those.