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What else is left on his bucket list before he divorces Jim?
Would be cool if it ended up being a 90's butch job, with the big fucking scars, tits barely centered on the chest.
I am sure Nick will stick around when he leaves nyc.His place is worth a fair bit and he's said it's nearly all paid off. That's how he'll survive eventually just cash it out and live in a cheaper part of the world.
Hopefully a murder by bludgeoning.What else is left on his bucket list before he divorces Jim?
Cause of death: piano. It would actually make him a legend if that happened. Are you reading this Jim? Think about it, its a fabulous exit strategy. Thats the ultimate summarization of Jim Norton as a person, getting a piano dropped on his stupid head.Hopefully a murder by bludgeoning.
Adopt 7 Ethiopian orphansWhat else is left on his bucket list before he divorces Jim?
I like to imagine Jim’s money going up the Viking Frankenstein’s nose while Jim looks on and shakes his head disapprovingly, but knowing if he says anything, he’s not gonna get that cock up his pooper.Jimmy isn't gonna get to see or feel these when he's getting fucked up the ass, so they're 100% for Thor's benefit alone. Hilarious that this mentally ill Nordic is constantly draining Jimmy's bank account that he's spent his whole career building and nearly of all of what's being spent is just an irritant to him, like having to pay for all of its pills and booze and then pay for it to go to rehab. And now having to pay presumably around $10K for it to have some ridiculous looking balloons inserted into its chest.
The only way this can get funnier is if Thor decides to get its cock cut off next and Jimmy has to pay for it.
No the faggotry is the pointHe'll pay for the genital surgery one day also, all in a desperate attempt to deny he's a faaaaag
They are going to look so fucking stupid on his skinny man-chest. Hopefully they leave him with a ton of stretch marks he has to use expensive cosmetics to conceal and it takes hours to blur them out of photos.
Oh great. He's going to be even more disturbing and jarring to behold. Next get some horns implanted on your head, freak.
Opie's giggles make me giggle.
Jim's entire depraved journey was always all about finding a way to get a cock up his ass without being tagged as a homo. So it had to be a "girl". He finally accomplished it, and he's never been happier. He'll do anything to, uh, keep it coming, so to speak. He'll ignore "her" drinking and drug use, he'll let "her" bleed his cash dry, as long as he's getting the cock.No the faggotry is the point
Probably asked ant for the Dr's #.Will Jimmy spend more than Nana spent on Sue?
Cancer bitches deserve them more.This is and cancer bitches is pretty much the only excuse for bolt ons, but I still don't like it.
His place is worth a fair bit and he's said it's nearly all paid off. That's how he'll survive eventually just cash it out and live in a cheaper part of the world.
Sue's surgeon is still practicing.Probably asked ant for the Dr's #.
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