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At Last! The Worm is Buying Nikki Norton New Tits!

TravisPickle

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Hopefully a murder by bludgeoning.
Cause of death: piano. It would actually make him a legend if that happened. Are you reading this Jim? Think about it, its a fabulous exit strategy. Thats the ultimate summarization of Jim Norton as a person, getting a piano dropped on his stupid head.
 
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Scott Peterson Fanclub

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Jimmy isn't gonna get to see or feel these when he's getting fucked up the ass, so they're 100% for Thor's benefit alone. Hilarious that this mentally ill Nordic is constantly draining Jimmy's bank account that he's spent his whole career building and nearly of all of what's being spent is just an irritant to him, like having to pay for all of its pills and booze and then pay for it to go to rehab. And now having to pay presumably around $10K for it to have some ridiculous looking balloons inserted into its chest.

The only way this can get funnier is if Thor decides to get its cock cut off next and Jimmy has to pay for it.
I like to imagine Jim’s money going up the Viking Frankenstein’s nose while Jim looks on and shakes his head disapprovingly, but knowing if he says anything, he’s not gonna get that cock up his pooper.
 

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They are going to look so fucking stupid on his skinny man-chest. Hopefully they leave him with a ton of stretch marks he has to use expensive cosmetics to conceal and it takes hours to blur them out of photos.

They'll also be heavy to bear and hurt Nik's back in brand new ways, as I've heard tell. And if they're silicone, they may cause whole-body inflammation, and a cascade of autoimmune problems.

Naturally women don't mind discussing this sort of thing around me, as I couldn't be less interested in so-called funbags. Firm pecs is the way.




Oh great. He's going to be even more disturbing and jarring to behold. Next get some horns implanted on your head, freak.







Opie's giggles make me giggle.

Off-topic but I find it interesting that Opie's voice doesn't age with him. If you don't look at him, he still sounds like a young perky lad. It's something about his cadence or his register.
 
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No the faggotry is the point
Jim's entire depraved journey was always all about finding a way to get a cock up his ass without being tagged as a homo. So it had to be a "girl". He finally accomplished it, and he's never been happier. He'll do anything to, uh, keep it coming, so to speak. He'll ignore "her" drinking and drug use, he'll let "her" bleed his cash dry, as long as he's getting the cock.
 

Zeroman

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His place is worth a fair bit and he's said it's nearly all paid off. That's how he'll survive eventually just cash it out and live in a cheaper part of the world.
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