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At Last! The Worm is Buying Nikki Norton New Tits!

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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Jimmy isn't gonna get to see or feel these when he's getting fucked up the ass, so they're 100% for Thor's benefit alone. Hilarious that this mentally ill Nordic is constantly draining Jimmy's bank account that he's spent his whole career building and nearly of all of what's being spent is just an irritant to him, like having to pay for all of its pills and booze and then pay for it to go to rehab. And now having to pay presumably around $10K for it to have some ridiculous looking balloons inserted into its chest.

The only way this can get funnier is if Thor decides to get its cock cut off next and Jimmy has to pay for it.
 

Ladynyahh

A remarkable sensation and a very speedy climax
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When Nick is middle aged, he's going to regret the fakers. Someone here said that when those trans guys get to that age, they generally stop dressing like ladies and just be old guy homos. If Nick doesn't off himself before then, he's going to be a 45 year old man with giant fake tits. Nigga gonna look like Richard Speck
 

Bam's Wrinkled Thumb

Riccardo Bosi has nicer thumbs
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When Nick is middle aged, he's going to regret the fakers. Someone here said that when those trans guys get to that age, they generally stop dressing like ladies and just be old guy homos. If Nick doesn't off himself before then, he's going to be a 45 year old man with giant fake tits. Nigga gonna look like Richard Speck
Richard Speck had all natural beefers
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

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Once Thor gets the fakers he'll probably start doing porn and will leave Norton for a younger, richer degenerate.

100%. Who is "so be patient and stay tuned 🤭" aimed at if it's not other degenerates like Norton who are only following Thor for sexual reasons? Hilarious that Jimmy can't, or doesn't want to see that the viking is constantly keeping his options open by being so active on social media despite apparently being settled down and completely happy now.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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100%. Who is "so be patient and stay tuned 🤭" aimed at if it's not other degenerates like Norton who are only following Thor for sexual reasons? Hilarious that Jimmy can't, or doesn't want to see that the viking is constantly keeping his options open by being so active on social media despite apparently being settled down and completely happy now.
He is probably cheating on Jim already.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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100%. Who is "so be patient and stay tuned 🤭" aimed at if it's not other degenerates like Norton who are only following Thor for sexual reasons? Hilarious that Jimmy can't, or doesn't want to see that the viking is constantly keeping his options open by being so active on social media despite apparently being settled down and completely happy now.
Attention is what these degenerates thrive on. Asking him to delete his social media would be more offensive than saying “Kill yourself you worthless faggot tranny”.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Norton is one of those types that puts all their money away and spends very little of it on himself since he’s frugal. Norton doesn’t spend money on clothes, he doesn’t have hobbies, doesn’t like to travel (unless for work) doesn’t do fine dining, doesn’t gamble etc. but now some dude in a dress is spending every penny he’s worked his entire life.

It’s clear Jimmy’s prime earning days are way behind him (without being on a major radio show - ONA - not Jim and Sam - he’s booking smaller and smaller gigs) and should be winding down to live comfortably off the money he earned over the years. Of course he’s a sick degenerate fuck and had to “marry” some young mentally ill Viking dude in a dress who wants to live like a Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian type but with zero income. Nice life, stupid.
 

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Norton is one of those types that puts all their money away and spends very little of it on himself since he’s frugal. Norton doesn’t spend money on clothes, he doesn’t have hobbies, doesn’t like to travel (unless for work) doesn’t do fine dining, doesn’t gamble etc. but now some dude in a dress is spending every penny he’s worked his entire life.

It’s clear Jimmy’s prime earning days are way behind him (without being on a major radio show - ONA - not Jim and Sam - he’s booking smaller and smaller gigs) and should be winding down to live comfortably off the money he earned over the years. Of course he’s a sick degenerate fuck and had to “marry” some young mentally ill Viking dude in a dress who wants to live like a Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian type but with zero income. Nice life, stupid.
His place is worth a fair bit and he's said it's nearly all paid off. That's how he'll survive eventually just cash it out and live in a cheaper part of the world.
 
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