Assassin’s Creed: Coon Shadows is delayed

[johnnynoname]

TotalBisquit is watching this shit from the afterlife, and he's legit like, "yeah- i'm okay with being dead"

 

[AssholeHead]

Black flag was the last good one.

My favorite one. Easily the most fun I had with the series.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I don’t think this is true, but those weebs should of course be savagely beaten till they stop being that way.

Weebs can’t run but are usually 6 foot or more. Fighting giant fats aren’t as easy as you think.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Ubisoft and all other game companies that work with sweet baby inc and black girl gamers need to fail and fold

Unfortunately people like @NoBacon will talk all this shit and then buy the new game anyways.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

TotalBisquit is watching this shit from the afterlife, and he's legit like, "yeah- i'm okay with being dead"

He died of ass cancer. A pioneer.

 

[johnnynoname]

He died of ass cancer. A pioneer.

rest in eternal power, KANG

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Nobody wants to play as a nigger killing Asians in fuedal Japan. Who’d have thunk it?

Speak for yourself, goy.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I think the bigger deal is Ubisoft hasn’t made a good Assassins Creed since Brotherhood.

I liked the Viking one a lot, but specifically because it ignored "the storyline" about them being a time traveling spy agency or whatever the fuck it is. Apparently that was pretty controversial when it came out.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Speak for yourself, goy.

They made a Afro Samurai 2 game a decade after the franchise's relevance and it bombed so hard it got removed from storefronts.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Speak for yourself, goy.

that's a good game though

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I don't understand why he HAD to be a fucking samurai, they could've easily made a plot about how they need the retainer Yasuke to help assassinate Oda Nobunaga, you know the shit they did in every other game, but I guess it wouldn't be hard to figure out who stabbed the Shogun if his slave was always close by with some swords.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[The Shah of Iran]

They delayed this game 'til March 20th, which is the 30th anniversary of the Tokyo Sarin gas attack (biggest terrorist attack since WW2).

Ubisoft Releasing AC Shadows On Same Day A Major Incident Happened In Japan

Ubisoft has delayed AC Shadows to March 20, which is the same day when the Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack happened in Japan.

tech4gamers.com

 

[LiberalPussy]

They delayed this game 'til March 20th, which is the 30th anniversary of the Tokyo Sarin gas attack (biggest terrorist attack since WW2).

Ubisoft Releasing AC Shadows On Same Day A Major Incident Happened In Japan

Ubisoft has delayed AC Shadows to March 20, which is the same day when the Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack happened in Japan.

tech4gamers.com

Even black samurai aren’t on time.

 

[Cuphead]

The Assassin's Creed franchise is so fucking played out. There hasn't been a good one since Black Flag

 

[DMbA]

They delayed this game 'til March 20th, which is the 30th anniversary of the Tokyo Sarin gas attack (biggest terrorist attack since WW2).

Ubisoft Releasing AC Shadows On Same Day A Major Incident Happened In Japan

Ubisoft has delayed AC Shadows to March 20, which is the same day when the Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack happened in Japan.

tech4gamers.com

The cult leader that directed it was half blind, fat and looked like a retard, apparently he was a sex freak and was fucking the woman folks in the cult, got a little harem going on

 

[johnnynoname]

I’ve come around a bit, and just let 15 year old me take the driver seat with this one.

“Black ninja in Japan killing people- KEWL”

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Dog Eater]

TotalBisquit is watching this shit from the afterlife, and he's legit like, "yeah- i'm okay with being dead"

I’d want to be dead too if my wife looked like his.


I can’t get worked up about the nigger in Japan because I have disliked assassins creed since the very first one. Fuck off with your hiding in hay bales and sci fi plot. Kind of annoyed that I can’t deny them a sale but they were never getting one anyway.


The Kingdom Come sequel having fag shit and niggers in it has guaranteed I won’t buy it or the first one which I was going to do. I don’t even care if there’s faggots or niggers in games, in fact I like them (see: the entire Yakuza series) but when it’s forced for globohomo it can fuck right off.

 

[johnnynoname]

but when it’s forced for globohomo it can fuck right off.

> be me
> get excited for “Avowed” when it’s announced.
> inside though, you already know you’re going to hate it