Ask an alcoholic guniea anything

[Jizz]

Cheapest vodka available because I’m classy like that. You?

My friend drunken larry only drinks rotgut vodka, Taaka is his favorite! He used to drink mouthwash and rubbing alcohol so takaa is a step up.

What mixer you use? Last time I drank I had smirnoff + Faygo fruit punch.

 

[BootyJuice]

rotgut

 

[NoBacon]

Do you agree with Quentin Tarantino that “13 year old party girls” should be drugged and sodomised by him and his Hollywood friends?

 

[BootyJuice]

Do you agree with Quentin Tarantino that “13 year old party girls” should be drugged and sodomised by him and his Hollywood friends?

It’s a tough one, Bac. On one hand you have 13 year old butt fucking, but on the other hand you have Rosemary’s Baby(boy) and Chinatown.

 

[Peckas]

How many drinks a day are you up to?

 

[CQ Beans]

White Claw makes these seltzers called Surge that are 8%. I can’t drink liquor during the week. If I go out then I’ll just drink beer and tequila so people don’t call me gay. Vodka and cranberry if I’m really trying to get after it.

Can I still call you gay?

 

[CQ Beans]

HE ASKED ME A QUESTION FUCKFACE!

This ain’t your AMA!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This ain’t your AMA!

My favorite number is 22.

 

[CQ Beans]

How many drinks a day are you up to?

More like down to, brothaman. I like to keep it neat nowadays. About half a pint after work. So about three screwdrivers.

 

[CQ Beans]

My friend drunken larry only drinks rotgut vodka, Taaka is his favorite! He used to drink mouthwash and rubbing alcohol so takaa is a step up.

What mixer you use? Last time I drank I had smirnoff + Faygo fruit punch.

I’m a simple (re: retarded) man. Plastic vodka with OJ. Or an Arnold Palmer with some booze thrown in 3 parts. Hi, Larry.

 

[CQ Beans]

Do you agree with Quentin Tarantino that “13 year old party girls” should be drugged and sodomised by him and his Hollywood friends?

Um… no. No, I don’t.

 

[BootyJuice]

I’m a simple (re: retarded) man. Plastic vodka with OJ. Or an Arnold Palmer with some booze thrown in 3 parts. Hi, Larry.

The Doug Stanhope diet. Very nice.

You’re not built like Bert Kreischer are you?

 

[CQ Beans]

The Doug Stanhope diet. Very nice.

You’re not built like Bert Kreischer are you?

I’m definitely no machine. So no. Been working out a lot more lately while taking the alcohol intake down. Yes, three drinks a day is light for me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m definitely no machine. So no. Been working out a lot more lately while taking the alcohol intake down. Yes, three drinks a day is light for me.

What’s the point of drinking if you’re not getting drunk?

 

[CQ Beans]

What’s the point of drinking if you’re not getting drunk?

Three screwdrivers will do these days lol. All I need is a nice buzz now.

 

[UnPRePared]

My favorite color is purple.

And number?

 

[CQ Beans]

pineapple on pizza?

Surely you jest.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And number?

Scroll up but it’s 22. Thanks for asking, Ray.

 

[CQ Beans]

Thoughts on Leaving Las Vegas?

Would have considered him a lightweight at one time.

 

[NoBacon]

Um… no. No, I don’t.

Thank you