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So it was never in the mail?
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I know what you're getting at, wise-ass, but I do own an Oscar statue. I bought that faggot Martin Landau's Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Ed Wood in an auction and had my name put on it. That was supposed to be my role and my award anyway.
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I didn't even mean it like that but I'm howling that I didn't think of it like that.
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How does it feel knowing your father deep down hates and resents you and your sodomite ways?
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That’s incredibly mean and uncalled for but a fair question. Sue, comment?
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He’s not thinking anything I imagine.
He’s dead, you see.
Plus he was a closet fag anyway too so I know he’s coping and seething I get to live my life peacefully.
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Your dad was actually gay? I wonder what the odds are of that.
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He wasn’t actually gay but I always suspected he was. Was just a fucking weirdo, sexual deviant and one of those guys who hated fags WAAAY too much for some reason. There was a gay person on his side of the family who everyone accepted but would whisper like “Oh poor thing i’m praying for him.” while the only person who would rage about it was my dad. Vurrry suspicious. He also didn’t know balls don’t hold pee until he was 30 so maybe he was just retarded.
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Ah, so you were molested like a Cumia. Got it. Either that or it’s genetic evil, which can happen too.
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Pretty disturbing that you know your father was a sexual deviant, no?
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I like to think its a genetic evil. Makes it seem a lot cooler.
Yes but thats what happens when you’re a fucking sexual deviant, pretty hard to hide. I have a very clear memory of when I was a kid my dad took me to a house and was like “Wait in the car i gotta do this business thing.” I waited there for 2 fucking hours thinking he died or some shit so i went to knock on the door he went in. This big moustache old sheriff looking guy opens the door and my dad pops his head out of a hallway in just a towel going “Yeah hold on sorry i’ll be there in a bit.” (I don’t he was fucking the sheriff guy I think there was some weird prostitute or cuckold thing going on.) And then that gets compounded with 1000 other stories like him spending hours in a locked room jerking it alone, or buying condoms in front of me for the girl he was fucking on the side. So ironically all the degeneracy I saw as a kid was straight.
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I’m genuinely curious if you, as a gay man would find this offensive.
Actual show starts at 2:28
Actual show starts at 2:28
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How do you know he wasn’t writing a research paper or reading?
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Dude fawkin' ruled
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Well you tell yourself that until you walk in on him watching a Sarah Palin porn parody.
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I can’t listen to a full 5 hour show but i’ll give a consensus and say funny. Comedy, even if it’s attempted and fails, doesn’t really offend me.
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Nailin Palin with Lisa Anne? That was a pretty good porno. Your dad had good taste.
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Tbf, everyone's seen that
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What does cum taste like?
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I wish if I ever had a son he could say the same about me.