"as someone who spent years doing stand-up comedy thinking it would make a difference"

[Andy Elliott]

He got trashed hard on this one lol

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[Torque’sHeadBump]

I want Niki to suck my cock while I film it and she looks at the camera and says "Look, Pat, no more faucets for me!!! hehe", then I can send it to him, and she and I can have a good ole chuckle about it while he calls her over and over and she ignores him.

He’s so delusional that he’d say “that’s not my wife, stlaker.”

 

[BrotherMan1488]

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Strangers With Candy didn’t count? I thought that was the only funny thing he ever did.

And severely dated nobody Remembers the loofa man

 

[RickReternal]

You don't think nazis broke into his house to steal his gun and his joke book as a form of political espionage?

Still wondering where the police report is for that.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

This fucker is just like the meme!

 

[Caverlock]

Speaking of stand-up, here are some meh shots I found while searching unsuccessfully for more recordings of Pig performing:

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

They're seving? What does that entail? I'm not familiar with the activity.

Pat the Hall Steward who rapes the handmaidens son behind the stables.

 

[BoomerSperg]

The best he can do now is go 20-30 miles outside of city limits abd do a 5 minute set at an open mic for cheeseburger.

COMP'D

 

[FatPatsBaps]

When the fuck has comedy ever made a difference? People revere George Carlin as the brilliant voice of the people and his most famous bit was just him saying "fuck, shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits" over and over.

I never fucked a 10. But one year, I fucked two 5s.

- Patrick S. Carlinson

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Jesus that's ridiculous. Pat's idea of a tight ten is two jokes long apparently. There's no way he actually told that joke on stage because there's no way his pea brain could memorize that novel. What a farce.

He probably said "Avengers slash Justice League" and "elation slash rage" though.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

They're not all bad.

 

[PogromStallone]

Colbert was only funny when he was a caricature of O'Reilly.

Strangers With Candy didn’t count? I thought that was the only funny thing he ever did.

He also voiced Professor Impossible on the first two seaons of The Venture Bros before he was too bigtime for the show.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Leave it to Pat to have the completely wrong take at the wrong time. Comedians like Rogan, Von, Schulz, Dillon, etc. had an actual effect on the election this year by inviting "nazis" on their podcasts, which humanized the nazis to their young audiences by giving them a chance to have long-form interviews where they didn't have to talk in sound bites with interviewers who were completely hostile to them.

Stewart is a pretty stand up guy who I respect.

I think Stewart is a sanctimonious kike, but he is funny, and he does still have some integrity as evidenced by admitting that Hinchliffe's puerto rico joke was funny.

 

[fusciasomething]

I wonder what Patrice would say about this

 

[CruisinColin]

He's a depressed piggy because no one on his side has the balls to do a January 6th

Why would they need balls to do a peaceful protest that wasn't a danger to anybody? Or has that story changed again?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Nice grasp of comedy, stupid. You made a public apology for this and still don't get it. Fat idiot.

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Waaaah the left media who gives me talking points, is not on board with me about a civil war and are actually admitting the left are out of touch waaaah

 

[Josef Kuminski]

He uses it as an insult because he actually hates children. All evidence proves this from constantly using "child" as his go-to "insult", to the posting of photos of him and his dyke wife flipping off a child, to actually threatening to murder his infant daughter. He despises children and that's probably mostly because he grew up friendless as a result of his Cluster B Personality Disorders.

Bet his family keeps him away from their children and he's not invited to any wholesome family gatherings.

It’s why you never see Uncle Pat and Aunt Nikki with any of their nieces and nephews. All the ball games, events and museums and never once are either one of them with kids. They’re legit manchildren.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Speaking of stand-up, here are some meh shots I found while searching unsuccessfully for more recordings of Pig performing:
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Everything about this faggot is so over the top, fake, gay and fat. Pat makes me embarrassed to like any of that bugman content.

 

[Niggerotchi]

I hate stupid people like this. If you hadn't turned late-night comedy off by 2015, you're playing with half a deck.