As Pat's sidekick, who's worse: Hildy or Jackie?

[FatPatsBaps]

Jackie's worse as a human being. Hildy has created a philosophy with 'virtuous, non-acting pedophilia' as its central tenet. If he holds to this ethos, he'll never hurt a kid (despite deserving to be brained for even thinking like this).

However, Jackie aims to hurt multiple people in real life with her character assassinations. She seeks to destroy people based on her own twisted whims. She's vile, evil, fat, mentally diseased, and ugly. Bad combo.

Jackie is a POS, and in comparison Hildy is just some *harmless* nerd who chooses to die on the worst hills; but as a sidekick I still think Jackie is the best because she's brought more eyes on Pat's retarded nature, which brings the loffs.

 

[mooner]

I've laughed way more at Jackie's faildoxes making it into Pat's official court records. Hildy is only funny because he washes Pat's balls constantly but Pat still hates him.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If the question is centered around who is more detrimental to Patrick’s cause then it’s easily Jackie. If it’s around who is more pathetic, it’s easily Hildy.

Her repeated fail doxes, crippling debts, shady history/reputation, and generally manic behavior undermines any shred of legitimacy Patrick has, as long as the person covering the story isn’t using it to back into a predetermined/biased conclusion.

Hildy generally observes, comments, and simps from a distance unless he’s trying to talk to Boom’s kids. He’s pathetic and creepy, but he’s not respected nor chaotic enough to warrant any actual attention. He’s generally harmless unless there are kids involved.

If you were to interview both about Patrick’s situation, you’d probably go with Hildy as the more credible source and cancel on Jackie after you saw her twitter antics.

 

[DominusOdium]

If the question is centered around who is more detrimental to Patrick’s cause then it’s easily Jackie. If it’s around who is more pathetic, it’s easily Hildy.

Her repeated fail doxes, crippling debts, shady history/reputation, and generally manic behavior undermines any shred of legitimacy Patrick has, as long as the person covering the story isn’t using it to back into a predetermined/biased conclusion.

Hildy generally observes, comments, and simps from a distance unless he’s trying to talk to Boom’s kids. He’s pathetic and creepy, but he’s not respected nor chaotic enough to warrant any actual attention. He’s generally harmless unless there are kids involved.

If you were to interview both about Patrick’s situation, you’d probably go with Hildy as the more credible source and cancel on Jackie after you saw her twitter antics.

Jackie does immeasurably more damage to Patrick. He relied on her for his pro se comedy filing and "A disgraced fat lady on the internet told me so" surprisingly didn't work. He points to her as an expert when all she does is make vague threats and post faildox and she has also gotten him into several embarrassing fights, the most recent being "Some bitch named Lori" easily humiliating his sales numbers when Jackie and her mouth wrote a check Pat and his failed career can't cash.

 

[Harry Powell]

Jackie has led to many great bits. We owe the Swede and now Gibney to her.

Hildy brought us The Ice Cream Killer, which is great as well.

From the perspective of a PatPoster, Hildy is the more boring and therefore worse sidekick. Jackie truly brings an element of retarded chaos and occasional comedy.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hildy is just embarrassingly banal. Jackie is a full on fat, smelly lunatic.

 

[Dont Ban Me Quasi]

Here's Jax's old resume: https://files.catbox.moe/2mdo6b.pdf

 

[SFWA liaison]

Hildy is worse because he is gainfully employed. With Shane, Jón, Snackie, there's no surprise. OF COURSE these reprobates are Pat adjacent! but at a glance, Hildy passes off as a normie. I find his commitment more offensive.

He simps despite the fact Pat doesn't like him.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Here's Jax's old resume: https://files.catbox.moe/2mdo6b.pdf

5 page resume and STILL can't get a job?

 

[BoomerSperg]

Jackie has gotten pat to defame people and will probably move on to getting pat to commit actual crimes. So she's my favorite.

All hildy does is defend pedophiles and call boomias kid and heavily breathe over the phone.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Here's Jax's old resume: https://files.catbox.moe/2mdo6b.pdf

All flavors of Windows?????

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Jax getting gibney put into that pro se is funnier than any bit hildy did.